@onlyvika You Say You Can Cook? Try Out Bread Birds Before You Come Tweeting.

Building C, third door on the left.

EKKO. If someone were to have accidentally consumed a razor blade what would they do in this situation?

Get them to sickbay, I already called a stretcher for you-I mean THEM. Gert 'll get it out.

*Is already stuffing face with another bag.*

What's the best type of plastic to eat, like taste wise. Asking for a friend, totally not stoned off my ass.

why TF are you asking me? Do I look like someone who eats plastic on her spare time............

The green part of ziplock bags.Delicous

( now gimme some)

*The indignant grumble of a short man child.*

@bruisedandbeloved help. @vile-villainess and @jinxbutsmol have vandalized my face.

There are, I just prefer your mother NOT chasing me around with a gun.

You should try using oil paints in your glitter bombs. They have nasty fumes n’ shit. Some are even straight up toxic. Could be fun?

ooh, i like this idea. hey, isha, got a victim in mind?

@jinxbutsmol

Nah, compared to you? I'm pretty sure I have the high horse.

Is this anything

Could you ever imagine? (Sarcasam)

I KNOW. I KNOW IT'S FOR SHOOTING. but girl. queer spotted omg

*Is currently holding a 10L jerry-can full of gasoline.*

It's a witch AND a ginger ⬆️

WE SHOULD BURN HER! 😡 🔥😈

@zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved

It almost did, I only know of at least once. Without getting into the whole time travel debacle.

they hate me for my girlish whimsy and also the killing

@piltovers-sweetest-cupcake I think she needs to see a doctor.

23 hours sober and I think I realised why the prison guards thought I was a drug addiction because I kept screaming "POWDER. I NEED POWDER!" . Damn, the things sobriety can do am I right?

@vile-villainess @piltover-bulwark @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

Mhm, whatever floats your boat.

hi >:3

*puts a box at your feet and runs away giggling madly*

-@lil-zaunite (alix)

*Kicks the box open cautiously, waiting for something to go off.*