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It’s a wonder I don’t get invited to more baby showers. #tattooedbaby

#thisiswhatafeministlookslike #itsnotmeitsyou

Alcoholic to Zaftig -An Alphabet of Unintended Consequences. #itsfiveoclocksomewhere

The Friday caption contest is ON! Leave your best quip in the comments below! (Captions accepted in all languages -we’ll do our best to translate!) winner announced Monday jan 22nd!

Tiki Travel Tips no. 1 (a and b)! 1a -Buy your London-Paris Eurostar tickets in advance. They are embarrassingly expensive at the last minute. It is cheaper, but less charming, to fly. Cheapest option yet is a bus/ferry to Calais/bus option. The last is almost free, but do factor in the likelihood of vomiting your way across the Channel. Many a breakfast will end as fish food on that route. (If you are young and vomiting is a normal,though regrettable, part of a Saturday morning, take the cheap seats.) 1b. If you are on Eurostar, don't miss the Marks and Sparks Simply Food just across from the check-in. There is candy in souvenir tins to buy for everyone you holiday to forget. And for yourself, grab a charming cold beverage. The second Pimm's was warm by the time I'd gotten to my hotel in Paris, but the idea of it fortified me in the endless cattle pen taxi line at Gare Du Nord. I am very certain in hindsight that the metro would have been the better option.

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I somehow thought life in the big city would be more than this.