It’s A Wonder I Don’t Get Invited To More Baby Showers. #tattooedbaby

Barcelona street style is hard to spot in the throngs of tourists. They fill the streets like a demobbed army of white people in sensible shoes. I saw the glow of this lady's hair blocks before she was close enough for me to see her gold necklace. The print dress, shoppers, and white court shoes were everything. #prints #sensible #ladylike #foodshopping #barcelona #streetstyle

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This Mother's Day, let mom rest. Just fifteen or twenty minutes with her feet up on a wall and all the light blocked out by the soothing weight of the flaxseed eyemask. Just give her a tiny bit of quiet and then bring her a cup of coffee. We promise you there is nothing more your Mother wants than a bit of sleep. Even if you've already moved away from home, she's got at least 20 years of sleep deprivation to catch up on. She still needs a nap. If you can do the breakfast dishes quietly while she sleeps and not break anything or cut yourself, it may be her best Mother's Day ever. A very limited edition eyemask. A signed and numbered edition of five. Linen with block printed eyes. Three hand-sewn gold sequin tears per mask. (Sewing sequins on is SO difficult and time-consuming, we've no idea how children manage it.) Peach grosgrain ribbon. Removable 8oz flax seed insert. Shop https://www.tikipapier.com/.

On your marks; Get set; GO!!!!! Time for the caption contest, now live on Facebook! Quips, witty banter, pithy comebacks, non-sequiturs, all good. Share yours on Facebook and the editors will laugh all weekend and then announce their favorite monday noon-ish. (Unprovoked innuendo is generally frowned upon. The editors prefer the spirit of "charming cocktail party" to "awkward dinner with Dad's creepy work friend." If you don't immediately understand the difference, you might be that creepy work friend...)

Sneak peek of The World’s Most Fashionable Paper Doll’s next adventure. Stay tuned for the big reveal from @creativecookie from @dkbooks.

Alcoholic to Zaftig -An Alphabet of Unintended Consequences

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Time for this week's caption contest! Click on over to Facebook to join in the fun. https://www.facebook.com/tikipapier/