Tiki-papier - Tiki Papier

Yes, I also lost nine hundred sixteen million dollars.

On your marks; Get set; GO!!!! Time for the caption contest, now live on Facebook, https://www.facebook.com/tikipapier.

This Mother's Day, let mom rest. Just fifteen or twenty minutes with her feet up on a wall and all the light blocked out by the soothing weight of the flaxseed eyemask. Just give her a tiny bit of quiet and then bring her a cup of coffee. We promise you there is nothing more your Mother wants than a bit of sleep. Even if you've already moved away from home, she's got at least 20 years of sleep deprivation to catch up on. She still needs a nap. If you can do the breakfast dishes quietly while she sleeps and not break anything or cut yourself, it may be her best Mother's Day ever. A very limited edition eyemask. A signed and numbered edition of five. Linen with block printed eyes. Three hand-sewn gold sequin tears per mask. (Sewing sequins on is SO difficult and time-consuming, we've no idea how children manage it.) Peach grosgrain ribbon. Removable 8oz flax seed insert. Shop https://www.tikipapier.com/.

Time for this week’s caption contest. Share yours on either Facebook or in the comments below (or you could just compliment the drawing, that’s always welcome and TY❤️).

The Friday caption contest is ON! Leave your best quip in the comments below! (Captions accepted in all languages -we’ll do our best to translate!) winner announced Monday jan 22nd!

If I'm so spoiled, where's my f*cking pony?

How I Learned To Swim

From our ongoing series, ‘Alcoholic to Zaftig - An Alphabet of Unintended Consequences.’ P is for Paper-stainer.