Undertale AU Ideas

People who deserve to die

People who puts pineapple on pizza

People unwilling to admit that dr. Pepper is better than both coke and pepsi

People who think Boston pizza, chiptole, and Denny's can be considered food.

People who wear crocs.

People who say their favourite colour is grey. Grey is a shade not a colour.

People who have posted on tumblr

People who share dumb Facebook memes.

People who think the accordion is a dumb instrument

People who think becoming a SoundCloud rapper is a good career choice

People who make terrible dance/electronic remixes for songs where it doesn't make sense.

People who put soya sauce on tacos

People who say they can see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch because I know you're lying.

People who are unwillingly to admit that Daddy Daycare is the greatest film of all time

Doctor Strange: Hey, you know where Wanda is? I need to teach her how to safely use magic. Monica: Oh don't worry about that. She went off to some secluded part of the woods to teach herself magic. Strange: Excuse me? Monica: Yeah, she's learning from some book called the Darkhold. Strange: WHAT?

A conversation between Prosecutor!Undyne and Mettaton EX

I love how people complain that Spider-man 3 and Amazing Spider-man 2 has too many villains than fucking Spider-man into the Spider-verse bursts into here with six villains plus six to eight Spider-people and becomes the greatest spider-man movie of all time.

Endgame Spoilers

Steve chose Sam over Bucky because he has the better ass.

100% accurate

Nah man, the evidence is as solid as snow. Both Sans and Ness can teleport so clearly- oh shit, Nightcrawler can teleport too. Sans=Ness=Nightcrawler confirmed. Also Jack Skelleton and Papyrus are both skeletons so clearly they’re the same person.

But in all seriousness though, this has to be the dumbest, illogical and loosely connected theory Mattpat has ever thought of. If he wanted to connect Undertale to Earthbound he could of without shoehorning in something that sounds like it came from r/shittyfantheories

game theory is suggesting that sans is in fact ness and i can’t even

A chat about the final moments between mettaton and napstabot

Avengers endgame spoilers for cap, Bucky, Sam and thor.

For anyone who hasn't seen Endgame,turn back now because I'm going to spoil a lot of stuff concerning characters and where I think they'll go from here.

Captain America: so as to why Cap decided to go back in time and marry Peggy. One, travelling back to 1970 and seeing her again. Two, the final fight with all the avengers made him realize that even if he were ever killed, they'll still be heroes so that's why he decided to go back because unlike before, he's not needed.

Now as to why Cap chose Sam over Bucky. To the outside world, a lot of people still view Bucky as this cold blooded killer instead of thr victim he really is. While unfortunate, the ugly truth is that a lot of people simply wouldn't trust Cap Bucky. Though I think it's best that Steve didn't give the mantle to Bucky. Remember, Bucky has been a slave to Hydra for decades now and only recently is he a free man. He's still trying to figure out who he is so Cap forcing the mantle down on him when his feet aren't on the ground wouldn't be fair to him. Finally, Bucky is a soldier not a leader. He's always in the fight but he's never the one to lead it.

As for Falcon, him helping Cap take down Hydra has probably earned him a few respect points along with having a military background as well. Additionally, his lighter and more social personality compared to Bucky is more suited for the role of the role of Captain America. I'd argue that the symbol of captain America is just as important if not more so than captain America himself.

Now I do think cap and Bucky probably discussed it with each other and Bucky does agree and respect Steve's choice.

Thor: man, seeing Thor like that was really damn depressing though it makes sense when you stop to think about it. He lost his mom, his brother (twice), his dad, his home, a large chunk of his people and blames himself for the snap. He locks himself away because in his eyes he views himself just as responsible for all those deaths as Thanos is. Thanos is so triggering to him because it reminds him of his greatest failure. No wonder Cap let himself go.

As for Thor post endgame well it's gonna be interesting seeing him in Asgardiand of the Galaxy especially when he's more powerful than all of them combined. While I was kind of hoping Thor would stay King it makes sense as to why he joined the guardians instead because he's more of a hero/adventurer than a king.

Calling your state and local politicians is a better tactic than emails; phone calls are more difficult to ignore plus you'll have a better impact compared to written words. During the call, make it clear that unless they're willing to protect net neutrality, you will not vote for them during next elections. If a bunch of politicians feel they might lose the elections over net neutrality, they might pressure the government as well.

As for raising awareness, while Blogs, YouTube videos, Reddit and Facebook posts are helpful, there are people out, older folks, who don't use the internet. As such, it is important to be willing to raise awareness in person either one on one or with others.

The library analogy is a good explanation on net neutrality and its importance.

So imagine you head to the library to burrow some books for a biology assignment. The librarian let's you take out any books you want without delay or extra cost, regardless of her opinions. This what net neutrality looks like essentially.

Now imagine you head back there again for your assignment and there a new librarian. She only lets you take out books she approves of and stops or significantly delays you from taking out the books she doesn't like. But wait, if you pay her $20 bucks, she'll let you take out those unapproved biology books right away. Now you don't have $20, so you decide to go to a different library than you remember this is the only library in town. So in the end you fail because you couldn't take out the books you needed. This is what happens when you get rid of net neutrality.

If you live in the USA

and you haven’t done anything to fight for net neutrality, now is the time! We only have 5 days left to stop the government and the FFC. Please call and email people or else blogs like mine and many more will dissapear… Applying for jobs will be harder… Schools and libraries will be at harm… Globalization will be compromised in general, so please take the time to do something.