I Got A Defender, Which I Guess Is Like Me, Except I'm Way More Introverted XD

Wow. The Leo one kinda made me laugh, I could see someone doing that to me xD. But the others, just why?

the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes

Aries: “Welcome,” he said, shoving my hair hard, “to the butt room.”

Taurus: “No way,” I cried out orgasmically. “No way, no way, no way.”

Gemini: “When I woke up Christian Grey had somehow gotten an entire orange into my mouth.”

Cancer: “Say it,” he commanded. “Yankity Spankity.” “Louder.”

Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”

Virgo: “The helicopter was built for sex, I observed sexily. You could lie across the seats or recline them.”

Libra: “Christian Grey picked up the long black thing and started working my zone. It was bananas.”

Scorpio: “The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty, bitty elephants. We’re talking small.”

Sagittarius: “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.”

Capricorn: “It’s a Murphy Bed,” he explained. “Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls.”

Aquarius: “Christian Grey mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”

Pisces: “Hey,” I asked “Didn’t you used to be a vampire?”

Source: [x]

A quick sketch of picture by (I'm really sorry, I don't know who drew it). It is the house of wind from ACOMAF.

Well if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton Collage! Aaron Burr! Give us a verse drop some knowledge!

Do you listen to Hamilton?

yes, yes i do

Nope. But I have a feeling that we might in ACOWAR

Wait did we ever figure out Rhysand’s LAST NAME!!!

Oooh! I guess we look a bit alike because I also look kind of like Feyre!

Help

I’m really tempted to get the Sims 4 to make the Court of Dreams and The Terrasen Squad, but I don’t know if I should…

It really is, though Manon didn't fall into Hell.

MANON AND THE STYGIAN SPIDER IS THE MARK OF ATHENA ALL OVER AGAIN

Stop it! EoS has already shattered me! Don't do it again!

HOW TO DEPRESS A FANDOM IN TWO WORDS.

Sam Cortland

I love this

This is the best thing I’ve seen here this year.

My book

Would anyone be interested if I post the chapters of the second draft of my WIP book, Chasing Echoes on here, and not just Wattpad? So far theres only one and a half chapters, but I'm planning to write once or twice a week, either on Sundays, Thursdays, or Saturdays. (Also if you want to read the first draft, it's on Wattpad under Asikaia_Blueblood)

The first two are true, the last one, um, nope.

Remember when they told us this

hahahahahahaha…haha…ha.