Wow. The Leo One Kinda Made Me Laugh, I Could See Someone Doing That To Me XD. But The Others, Just Why?

Wow. The Leo one kinda made me laugh, I could see someone doing that to me xD. But the others, just why?

the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes

Aries: “Welcome,” he said, shoving my hair hard, “to the butt room.”

Taurus: “No way,” I cried out orgasmically. “No way, no way, no way.”

Gemini: “When I woke up Christian Grey had somehow gotten an entire orange into my mouth.”

Cancer: “Say it,” he commanded. “Yankity Spankity.” “Louder.”

Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”

Virgo: “The helicopter was built for sex, I observed sexily. You could lie across the seats or recline them.”

Libra: “Christian Grey picked up the long black thing and started working my zone. It was bananas.”

Scorpio: “The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty, bitty elephants. We’re talking small.”

Sagittarius: “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.”

Capricorn: “It’s a Murphy Bed,” he explained. “Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls.”

Aquarius: “Christian Grey mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”

Pisces: “Hey,” I asked “Didn’t you used to be a vampire?”

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8 years ago

That is beautiful

A Sketch Of Aelin Found On Pinterest. Source Would Be Greatly Appreciated.

A sketch of Aelin found on Pinterest. Source would be greatly appreciated.

8 years ago

I NEED HELP

I seriously doubt anyone will see or respond to this, but on my Wattpad, I wrote a little short story, and I need a prompt to continue it. The only problem is I can't think of anything. Here is the link to it- https://www.wattpad.com/400683080-random-shit-random-short-story Please, if you have any ideas for a plot, tell me


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8 years ago

I am just a few inches shorter than Aelin. Wow.

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8 years ago

Yeah, My cousin is lucky because she goes to Cincinnati regularly and she got a signed copy of EOS. While I'm over here sobbing that NO ONE ever tours in New Mexico.

I’m legit trying to hold back tears right now.

I was going to meet my favorite author, tell her how much she meant to me, and see her for the first time in my life.

I was going to meet my best friend, whom I’ve never seen in real life. We had plans and everything.

And Sarah isn’t coming anywhere near us.

8 years ago

Elaine's reaction killed me!

{fic} Not That Straight

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Lucien has finally been invited to join the guys’ night out, and it results in new information about Rhys’s past.

“I invited Lucien, by the way. He’ll be here soon.” Cassian announces as he takes a seat at Rhys and Azriel’s table at Rita’s. It’s their monthly night out together, just the guys, while their wives and mates entertain themselves elsewhere downtown. “I know you don’t like him, Rhys. But he has, like, no friends. He could use this.” Cassian takes a sip of his drink and endures his high lord’s silence. “And last time we didn’t invite him, it apparently upset Elain and Nesta gave me crap about it for a week,” he adds.

“I never said I have a problem with Lucien coming with us,” Rhys says coolly. “That’s perfectly fine.”

Cassian dips his fingers in his glass and flicks beer at his High Lord. “Don’t do the passive-aggressive thing, Rhys. Not cool.”

Azriel watches them calmly, looking, as always, as though he has about eighty relevant secrets under his belt that he’s choosing not to share.

“I’m not, as you put it, ‘doing the passive aggressive thing.” Rhys says. “I am genuine in my sentiment that he should come out with us, but you’ll forgive me if I’m not entirely comfortable around him.”

“Because of what went down with Tamlin?”

“Not exactly.”

Cassian lowers his drink. “Is there… something else?”

Rhys puts a hand flat on the table, drums his fingers lightly. He does not answer.

Az cocks his head at him. “Is there something else, Rhysand?”

“If you must know,” Rhys says carefully, “Lucien and I have had… relations… in the past.”

“Well, yeah, of course,” Cassian says, slightly confused as he picks up his beer again. “He was the right hand of that asshole, you guys ran into each other plenty.”

Az and Rhys look at each other.

“Cassian,” Rhys tries again, “I mean that Lucien and I have had sex.”

Cassian spits beer across the table. “What?” He chokes, messily wiping at his chin. “You’re kidding.”

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8 years ago

RHYSAND!!!!!!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

YA boyfriends for the signs

Aries: Aaron Warner (Shatter Me)

Taurus: Jace Herondale (The Mortal Instruments)

Gemini: Carswell Thorne (The Lunar Chronicles)

Cancer: Maxon Schreave (The Selection)

Leo: Rhysand (A Court of Thorns and Roses)

Virgo: Gansey (The Raven Cycle)

Libra: Dorian Havilliard (Throne of Glass)

Scorpio: The Darkling (The Grisha Trilogy)

Sagittarius: Emperor Kaito (The Lunar Chronicles)

Capricorn:  Prince Cal (Red Queen)

Aquarius: Noah Shaw (Mara Dyer)

Pisces: Will Herondale (The Infernal Devices)

7 years ago

I would, but I love my Feysand wallpaper so much. Plus we're not allowed to use phones unless we get special permission, I hope that changes next year though.

BACK TO SCHOOL TIP

If you can’t remember your schedule very well, (or you’re a freshman and don’t know what the fuck is happening) take a picture of your schedule/or a screenshot depending on how your school does things, and SET IT AS THE LOCK SCREEN ON YouR PHONE!!1!

8 years ago
A Quick Sketch Of Picture By (I'm Really Sorry, I Don't Know Who Drew It). It Is The House Of Wind From
A Quick Sketch Of Picture By (I'm Really Sorry, I Don't Know Who Drew It). It Is The House Of Wind From

A quick sketch of picture by (I'm really sorry, I don't know who drew it). It is the house of wind from ACOMAF.

8 years ago

I think that they were both just lost in grief, that when they found out they were Caranam, that that bond snapped the same time the mating bond did, and they didn't realize it

did Rowan not pick up on the mate bond with Aelin because Lyria was never his mate? because he thought he knew what a mate bond felt like BUT HE DIDNT????

8 years ago

ACOMAF

so, I was re-reading ACOMAF and I found this right when Feyre and Rhys are going to the prison- "Isn't that all you males are good for, anyway?" When Rhys asks Feyre if she enjoyed this sight of him kneeling before her. This is amazing because at the time I read this, it had been a few weeks after finishing QoS and I didn't get it.

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