To Me It's Like This

Most horrifying thing I experienced today is that when I looked up from doing my Computer Science worksheet, I saw a picture of Nick Wilde on my computer screen. The culprit is my friend who has been waiting 10 minutes for someone to take notice of it

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Suggested by @cosplaywill92 on instagram :)

welcome… pookie bear no. 3…. @thrilleddragon

actors au from ages ago i gave up on finishing but the other blue social media seemed to like these so im throwing them here too

Jason: Hey demon

Damian, watching anime: What.

Jason: Your dog ate all my beef jerky.

Damian: He has a name. His name is Titus.

Jason: …Like Titus Andronicus? The Shakespeare play?

Damian: Of course.

Jason: Wow, you’re such an edgelord. I flew all the way to England to see a play at The Globe and even I wouldn’t name my dog after Titus Andronicus. LOL. What a poser.

Damian: Remind me again what you named your fish?

Jason: what

Damian: Your betta fish. The one in your apartment. What is his name.

Jason: …Macbeth.

Damian, smirking:

Jason:…

Damian: Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

Jason: …

Damian: *smugly turns back to Death Note*

Jason, pointing at the tv: He dies in episode 25. Weeb.

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Bruce, standing in the Batcave, exhausted, texting the group chat: Does anyone want to explain why Jason has been stuffed head-first into the t-rex?

Things I'm certain have happened during patrol in Gotham City...

Tim forgetting to mute his commlink while swinging through a Starbucks drive thru.

Bruce brooding on a gargoyle while Jason and Dick start loudly sing 'Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better' across the rooftops behind him.

The neverending game of Rooftop Tag that Dick started when he was 10 and has continued since.

All the batkids getting distracted by the K9 units at crime scenes.

Jason screaming "Yeet!" while throwing Tim or Damian off a rooftop. Dick has tried yelling at him that that is not how we treat little brothers.

One of the batkids will start singing 🎶 Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious, no don't be suspicious 🎶 to see how many will join in. It's usually two or more.

Bruce hearing an explosion and automatically assuming it was Jason and Jay yelling over the comms, "I'm not even on that side of town!"

Damian getting distracted by a litter of alley cats and demanding Bruce help him take them to Selina before they return home.

It's not uncommon to hear "Do it for the vine!" yelled from Gotham's skyline. After so many times, Bruce had to ask Tim what Vine was.

Duke thinking this Bat gig was going to be super serious only to end up really confused when he hears Dick and Jason arguing over the comms whether or not tacos are better than chimichangas, both yelling at him when he gets too scared to weigh in on the opinion.

During a stakeout: Bruce always demands silence over the comms but it's been a long night and they're all hungry and tired. Steph asking, "Anyone up for pancakes after this, raise your hand." And after a few seconds, "Okay, Oracle, how many of us want pancakes?" And Oracle quietly says, "Everyone except Bruce. He wants omelets."

The neverending game of tag having to be given extra rules after Damian found out Dick was getting help from Oracle and called him out, "Extra eyes is cheating, Grayson!"

Jason handing out lollipops to the street kids down on Crime Alley.

Bruce threatening to bench Dick after Jason dared him to do a backflip off the top of Wayne Tower even though "I could have totally landed that, B!"

All the batkids racing across the rooftops screaming "Parkour!" to see who could do the most outrageous stunt. So far Cass has remained the winner each time.

Hide and Seek where Bruce is unknowingly the seeker. First one spotted has to buy breakfast.

Tim and Jason keeping a running score of who takes out the most baddies and arguing over who won because, "It doesn't count if they faint in fear, Red!"

Bruce sighing and wondering why he ever thought it was a good idea to become a parent.

So true (I just became an adult I dont want to be in jail)

do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

Hi I just want to recommend a very good romance webcomic to my mutuals. It's called I Can't Be This Stupid or He Can't Be This Dumb. It's finished and you can read it on Tapas (or illegally cough). I really love that the main couple has COMMUNICATION. ISTG A LOT OF ROMANCE WEBTOONS DON'T HAVE THIS. I mean there is still conflict but not to the point where you physically want to go in and just tell them to stop. Also this webtoon is very cute and Doha is probably one of the best female mc I have seen. You may be asking why am I giving a recommendation on a romance webcomic all of a sudden? Because I can, end of story (I actually want more people to talk about it...) (also before you say anything, I finished it months ago so you don't have to worry about my spm studies lmao)

buddy brothers

Says the person who wanted to take 75% of the shares and dissed engineers 😐

@thrilleddragon broke off our kl drift truce because she refused to split the money with me 💔