Jason: Hey demon
Damian, watching anime: What.
Jason: Your dog ate all my beef jerky.
Damian: He has a name. His name is Titus.
Jason: …Like Titus Andronicus? The Shakespeare play?
Damian: Of course.
Jason: Wow, you’re such an edgelord. I flew all the way to England to see a play at The Globe and even I wouldn’t name my dog after Titus Andronicus. LOL. What a poser.
Damian: Remind me again what you named your fish?
Jason: what
Damian: Your betta fish. The one in your apartment. What is his name.
Jason: …Macbeth.
Damian, smirking:
Jason:…
Damian: Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.
Jason: …
Damian: *smugly turns back to Death Note*
Jason, pointing at the tv: He dies in episode 25. Weeb.
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Bruce, standing in the Batcave, exhausted, texting the group chat: Does anyone want to explain why Jason has been stuffed head-first into the t-rex?
harry: i'm only doing spells i've made up from now on
harry: expecto yourmumjokes
happy october third!
Canines are adorable so I draw them
ALHAMDULILAH THAT PAPER 1 WASNT BAD AND PAPER 2 SECTION B AND C ARENT HARD. BAH A IS EH BUT MANAGEABLE
Guys I am just going to dissect myself after biology tomorrow
(Biology please be nice)
@apokoshit
I watched it for the first time a few hours ago and I do not exaggerate when I say that it is a masterpiece.
Throwback time. It was you, wasn't it. @apokoshit
Most horrifying thing I experienced today is that when I looked up from doing my Computer Science worksheet, I saw a picture of Nick Wilde on my computer screen. The culprit is my friend who has been waiting 10 minutes for someone to take notice of it
Even if we were the only two people left in the world, I would forgive you
What a sweet and powerful gesture. It's frustrating when people say "what do you expect them to do? they're entertainers not activists!" look at how simple this gesture of solidarity is and how resonant it is! This is wonderful.
I was doing fine without ya, 'Til I saw your face, now I can't erase ~The Less I Know The Better
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