hyunjin to skz (not including aussie line): saying shape and ship at the same time is shipe, and saying shipe is basically just the way australians say shape.
(several hours later)
jisung, to felix: can you say shape in english?
felix: ???
if i had a nickel for every time i fell in love with a black haired, blue eyed boy born on december 22nd, i would have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
seungmin, muttering to himself: self care is important. sometimes self care is giving yourself poison immunity by eating appleseeds. but sadly i cannot.
chan, horrified: seungmin, no.
i’ve been sucked into yet another fruity sports anime 😔✌
it seems it will never end
lee felix on vlive probably: i’m on horse tiktok and i have been for several months. i don’t know how i got here, but i’m here.
changbin: you are both abusive AND GET YOUR ARMS OFF OF MY SHOULDERS
hyunjin and seungmin: *losing their shit*
changbin, ranting to skz: *unintelligible noises* everyone says i’m huggable BUT NO ONE EVER HUGS ME *crying ensues*
the rest of skz: *awkwardly looking at each other*
i.n, about to stab minho for an unspecified reason: i may be a cinnamon roll, but i still do have murderous thoughts.
Jisung: owo, iwi, awa, ewe, ouo
Minho: *disgusted face*
Chan: I can’t believe he said that out loud.
jeongin: are you drinking chocolate milk?
chan: i am a 23 year old man going through an existential crisis, YES I’M DRINKING CHOCOLATE MILK.
stays: is it temporary?
chan, appalled: are you asking if you're temporarily traumatized??? that’s not how this works????