Skz As Things My Friends And I Have Said: Pt. 4

skz as things my friends and i have said

felix: banana flavoring doesn't taste like bananas because the flavoring doesn't come from bananas from our day and age. there was a banana called the gros michel banana that was wiped out by a banana plague in the 1950s and the banana we have today is called the cavendish and that's why banana-flavored things don't taste like bananas. there was a banana apocalypse nobody talks about and we're eating the flavoring of copies of extinct bananas.

seungmin: shut the fuck up.

skz as things my friends and i have said pt. 14

lee felix on vlive probably: i’m on horse tiktok and i have been for several months. i don’t know how i got here, but i’m here.

skz as things my friends and i have said pt. 9

seungmin, muttering to himself: self care is important. sometimes self care is giving yourself poison immunity by eating appleseeds. but sadly i cannot.

chan, horrified: seungmin, no.

y’all, was it just me but did anyone else see any similarities between encanto’s isabela and frozen’s elsa?

the oldest sister who’s had to be the perfect one her whole life. a huge rise in power out of nowhere. change in color palettes and everything. they both even got their own transformation song. 

THEY HAD BEEF WITH THE YOUNGEST SISTERS TOO

skz as things my friends and i have said pt. 7

skz: *watching supernatural*

random character: *refers to themself as an angel of death*

jeongin, in a deadpan: anyone who refers to themselves as an ‘angel of death,’ deserves death in my book.

minho, also in a deadpan: agreed.

skz as things my friends and i have said: pt. 5

jisung: OH MY GOD CHANGBIN, GET DOWN FROM THE ROOF

changbin: . . . no.

chan, pinching his nose bridge: you do know that if one of you guys die, jyp's going to blame me, right?

if i had a nickel for every time i fell in love with a black haired, blue eyed boy born on december 22nd, i would have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

skz as things me and my friends have said pt. 12

i.n, about to stab minho for an unspecified reason: i may be a cinnamon roll, but i still do have murderous thoughts.

skz as things my friends and i have said pt. 8

chan, exhausted: my children are little devils on crack and will betray God himself for a chicken nugget.

skz, in the background: *loud screaming from 7 demons*

i’ve been sucked into yet another fruity sports anime 😔✌

it seems it will never end