Made A Little Meme :) 🏳️‍⚧️

Every time I remember that dramatic Minecraft comic someone cropped the bottom two panels from, I have to take a break to cackle at it

cars are the sun's mighty warriors sent to destroy me. get the fuck out of my eyes

fuck me

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Have your say: should i fuck the anon?

Voice your opinion on the poll: should i fuck the anon?

if it is what the people desire.

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

why am i always so oddly defensive about my university’s ranking. not with ivy leagues or whatever but just in the country i feel like we should be number one. sometimes i google the rankings to look at them despondently and i kind of think to myself that we can probably beat university of toronto or something (we cannot)

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS: college student forced to take notes on paper for one of six courses this term, 16 dead, 40 injured

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

The thing about general life weirdness is that it's accumulative. If you open the door and allow one (1) unusual thing into your life, that significantly improves the odds of other weird things happening. Just one mildly odd thing is just one mildly odd thing, but they lead the way for things that can be a perfectly logical consequence of the first thing, that would never, ever happen to someone who hadn't invited the first odd thing into their life.

Like let's say you decided to get an iguana. That's not the most common kind of pet, but not unheard of. Perhaps you thought you wanted a cat, but then decided to see what other animals your local animal rescue has available, and holy shit they've got an iguana. So now you've got an iguana.

And being a responsible pet owner - which, again, is a normal thing to do - you make sure you take good care of your new baby. And being a rescue, your iguana might have some issues that they've got from being poorly handled by the previous owner. So you see what you can do about it, and find out a vet who is specialised enough to do physical therapy on an iguana. And naturally, you call them right up and get your iguana cared for. And being such a specialised professional, naturally this vet makes sure to keep their work and personal life neatly separated.

All of these are perfectly logical steps into an unusual direction, but they are also the way you may find yourself saying something like "my iguana's therapist blocked me on grindr."