Idea: A Day In The Life

We're we! (:

Here Fuck! 😏

We're Shit! 🥺

Queer up. 🏳️‍🌈

New headcanon just dropped

we’re the same

Honorable mentions:

- A cliffside at sunset, after being dragged there by the aforementioned lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade.

- In an alleyway just outside the backdoor of a club.

- Underwater, so that all anyone sees is a developing cloud of red that announces your demise.

- A bed with white sheets.

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

Keeping this guide for later :D

A boy can dream, can't he?

Apologize to the worm. Now.

lotr version because this meme encompasses my entire being

(source)

@metaphorical-noodle I'm sorry brooo

I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT

"Taking inventory of the fucks which one gives"

Manager: Has anyone taken inventory yet?

Supervisor: I put 2 whole new hires on it.

Manager: We'll meet quota, right? We need at least 11 fucks to give come next quarter. (Corporate told them 46k)

Supervisor: Well, we're down by two elf percent since last quarter, not counting July.

New Hire #1: I've got the stats on inventory, and...

Supervisor: And what?

New Hire #1.3̅: We're out of fucks to give.

More favourite numerical memes:

Implicit or explicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)

Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")

Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")

Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")

Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)