actually having someone who rewrote the bible and added all "that" stuff in the second half would make sense, like the start of the bible is just like "this is how things came to be" and "be a good guy like jesus was🥰" and the end of it is like "you should stone your enemies babies to death, one by one, agonizingly, whilst the mother of the baby watches in a cage, where theyve had nothing but intimacy for 7 days"
like someone happened in-between those two, theres no way that was even like before and after a mental break
The Bible was low-key a fanfic I wrote about God once btw
*sits next to girl with a ukulele*
girl: uhh youre gonna sing wonderwall right
me: no *somehow plays the weezer riff perfectly on the ukulele*
reblog if this is true!
"Reblog if _" posts are lazy
i think we should just agree that trump is dumb instead of calling someone else bad, i think the idea of having one person above the law is bad on both sides of the spectrum
regularly getting tags like this on my posts about horrific abuses wrt detentions and deportations by the trump administration and just to be clear. you are all baby brained. do you think every single one of the thousands of jackbooted thugs in dhs and ice were hired in the last 3 months. do you think nothing the democrats did had anything to do with leading us here. the road to hell is paved with lesser evils
obama 2010
obama 2011
obama 2012
obama 2014
obama 2015
2018 report on CBP under obama between 2009-2014
obama 2016 before the first trump presidency
biden 2024
report released in 2024 documenting louisiana ICE detention centers under biden 2022-2024, same ones currently being used to disappear migrants and pro-palestine political dissidents by the trump admin now:
everything in this post i made 8 months ago about biden & harris admin policies and harris's proposed policies during her campaign when she bragged that she would be tougher on the border than trump. of course you cannot beat trump at this but the fact is she tried to claim that she did as vp and would as president in order to court centrists and moderate republicans, like many democrats last cycle she ran by trying to outflank republicans on the right and in doing so moved the overton window so far that you had liberals happily cheering for border police on stage at the dnc. if you refuse to acknowledge that that is in any way connected to what is happening right now? that democrats also condemning student activists because of their defense of palestine and calling militarized police in to brutalize them for over a year was a direct line to this? that the fact of the palestine exception causing democratic leadership to fail abysmally to respond to early abductions by the trump admin bc they agreed with those disappearances ideologically just at most not in procedure is the very reason those activists were among the first most high profile targets? there's a reason fascists target those people first! because you will blink when it's time to defend them! it's in the fucking poem!! my god
doesnt it take like years of psychological analysis for a medical transition, like at that point you know if the child actually needed it. and like what happens if the child gets an autism diagnoses? do they still get the medical transition? is this even for like a study on if being trans is related to autism? because it just isnt related, i believe being trans has to do with specific white/gray matter levels being different in the brain, which certainly isnt what autism is.
Saw this on Reddit today. Things just keep getting worse.
i don’t give a fuck if i “sound like chatgpt,” you will pry—my em dash—from my cold—dead—hands—fuck you fuck you fuck you
i see so many hitler trump connections, but for some reason this one hit the hardest, idk why
Trump is appointing three washed-up actors as "ambassador to Hollywood" in order to bring back the "Golden Age of Hollywood". Which has historical precedent: there was an ambassador to Hollywood in the Golden Age, too. His name was Georg Gyssling and he was sent by Hitler to monitor the activities of Hollywood studios. To make sure their films didn't say anything anti-Nazi, resulting in many attempts at anti-fascist films being shut down by the Hays Code. Just a fun historical Hollywood fact there
no you idiot, that will only boiling the ice cube, get some melt it water to melt it the ice cube
Pro tip! If you're choking on an ice-cube, just drink boiling water to melt it!
holy shit "the emperor has no clothes" is so fucking accurate, even more specifically were living in the joke version of that story where everyone also follows his fashion
(bassicly its an h. c. anderson story about a king that has a pair of clothes makers come and demand hefty price for a piece of clothes thats invisible to stupid people, and when the king sees that... well he couldnt see it he got scared thinking he was stupid and bought it. and the king wore it with pride, and everyone knew that it was invisible to stupid people, but only when one little kid piped up and said "but the emperor has no clothes" and well, there was no clothes, the emperor was in fact naked).
the story is about the fear of looking stupid sometimes over-rules the need to point out that the emperor has no clothes (that the president has no power to break amendments) [even when you're "high class", smarter], but we DO need to point out when the emperor has no clothes, because thats the only way we keep him from going around town naked.
oh yeah and the "joke version" of it everyone followed his example and took off their clothes as well to follow his fashion, which is even more accurate, but more in a comedic sense.
Can anybody give these old-ass Democrats protest lessons? They're acting like they're still living in pre-2015 politics when the GOP gave a shit and wasn't deranged.
A member gets up and starts shouting: All get up and shout with him.
Don't walk out: MAKE them carry you all out, not shutting up the entire time. I'm serious, go limp, be dead weight.
Putin's Puppet says a provable lie: Everyone chant "LIE" in unison for a solid minute instead of holding pitiful little signs in front of a man who can't read above a 3rd grade level.
Have someone who knows ASL sitting with you, interpreting everything in full view.
If you're gonna hold signs, make them BIG like you're actually trying to do something. Have them in multiple languages.
Make other signs that say clever or cutting things that will make him rage for days. "DOESN'T OLD TRUMP LOOK TIRED?" or "PUPPET PRESIDENT" or "EVERYONE IS FACT-CHECKING THIS SPEECH TRUMP DIDN'T WRITE" or "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES" or his current tanking approval rating next to a laughing emoji.
Make a stink every day in congress, throw as many bills as you can on the floor even if they go nowhere, look like you're trying.
Have someone, idk maybe someone you actually want to boost for President in 3 gd years, be your voice of opposition in the media, loudly complaining and telling the facts, every single day. Let the people know you're there!
How hard is this? There's probably better suggestions than mine if they actually hired seasoned protestors or behaviorists/psychologists or even the biggest teenage troll they can find on a messageboard.
The Emperor Has No Clothes. So fucking act like it.
i think everyone should punch jkr in her face
Hey y'all.
And have a very pleasant evening.
Sincerely, your allo ally. đź’ś
*opens community*
oh thats porn, as the first user post, above some pinned posts.
idk i love seals and spheals. i want to become a zoologist, but i cant pronounce z, you zee my problem?
202 posts