Holy Shit "the Emperor Has No Clothes" Is So Fucking Accurate, Even More Specifically Were Living In

holy shit "the emperor has no clothes" is so fucking accurate, even more specifically were living in the joke version of that story where everyone also follows his fashion

(bassicly its an h. c. anderson story about a king that has a pair of clothes makers come and demand hefty price for a piece of clothes thats invisible to stupid people, and when the king sees that... well he couldnt see it he got scared thinking he was stupid and bought it. and the king wore it with pride, and everyone knew that it was invisible to stupid people, but only when one little kid piped up and said "but the emperor has no clothes" and well, there was no clothes, the emperor was in fact naked).

the story is about the fear of looking stupid sometimes over-rules the need to point out that the emperor has no clothes (that the president has no power to break amendments) [even when you're "high class", smarter], but we DO need to point out when the emperor has no clothes, because thats the only way we keep him from going around town naked.

oh yeah and the "joke version" of it everyone followed his example and took off their clothes as well to follow his fashion, which is even more accurate, but more in a comedic sense.

Can anybody give these old-ass Democrats protest lessons? They're acting like they're still living in pre-2015 politics when the GOP gave a shit and wasn't deranged.

A member gets up and starts shouting: All get up and shout with him.

Don't walk out: MAKE them carry you all out, not shutting up the entire time. I'm serious, go limp, be dead weight.

Putin's Puppet says a provable lie: Everyone chant "LIE" in unison for a solid minute instead of holding pitiful little signs in front of a man who can't read above a 3rd grade level.

Have someone who knows ASL sitting with you, interpreting everything in full view.

If you're gonna hold signs, make them BIG like you're actually trying to do something. Have them in multiple languages.

Make other signs that say clever or cutting things that will make him rage for days. "DOESN'T OLD TRUMP LOOK TIRED?" or "PUPPET PRESIDENT" or "EVERYONE IS FACT-CHECKING THIS SPEECH TRUMP DIDN'T WRITE" or "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES" or his current tanking approval rating next to a laughing emoji.

Make a stink every day in congress, throw as many bills as you can on the floor even if they go nowhere, look like you're trying.

Have someone, idk maybe someone you actually want to boost for President in 3 gd years, be your voice of opposition in the media, loudly complaining and telling the facts, every single day. Let the people know you're there!

How hard is this? There's probably better suggestions than mine if they actually hired seasoned protestors or behaviorists/psychologists or even the biggest teenage troll they can find on a messageboard.

The Emperor Has No Clothes. So fucking act like it.

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i tried saying something on twitter😔

I Tried Saying Something On Twitter😔

i was distracted while writting, wtf is my subconsious even trying to spell???


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2 months ago

seals are really dramatic, so dramatic infact that they start fights over another seal being too close to them... in a litteral horde of seals. like sometimes theres already a seal closer to them but they havent noticed since that seal slowly drifted into place there. some seals even just fight in order to NOT get in a more serious fight, that *would* force them to get up

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2 months ago

odd, mine was grayish black, or maybe thats just the endless burning fire from the basement.

I don’t remember much from middle school. Mainly just the Green haze.

1 month ago

what the transphobes say "a man might dress up and pretend to be trans to hurt trans people, and thus we should just kick the trans people out from the beginning"

what they mean: "a transphobe might rape someone and pretend theyre trans, and thus we should further hurt this minority whos already been damaged by the transphobe and already have a damaged reputation from the rapist"

also why is it that someone who isnt a part of a group, and does something bad, should make the group bad? like thats if the 9/11 terrorists pretended to be from an airline administration, and then people blamed that airline administration


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2 months ago

they make billions on deducting money they added, so when they deny the claim theyre acctually adding on money, it isnt "not giving a service" theyre just adding money [because it wouldnt exist otherwise]

IMO, if you were to not give something that you promised to give someone that is making someone live (medicine, machinery, service, etc) then that is murder, theft, and breach of contract.

you may ask "how is that punishable by death, no one deserves death" [yes its true that nothing* should be punishable by death] *BUT THATS DIFFERENT WHEN YOUVE KILLED, BANKRUPTED, AND DISOBEYED THE LAW FOR THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.

"he had a family" SO DID THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, + he left billimillions of dollars to his children, but when one of "tHe PoOrS" die from not being able to pay off thousand of dollars of debt, then they leave the children the thousands of dollars of debt.

thompsons kids where left at square one [not zero, one] but the normal people would be left at not even -1, but -2 from both the grief and the monetary burden of the debt

stop supporting murderers, thompson was a murderer

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1 month ago

actuall feminists have fought for tens of years to prove that women arent just their genitalia, but whoops! here comes tippity-top white woman and says "actually i prefer this", and tumbles the whole tower down significantly.

ok, for those of you who don't know, jk rowljng donated £70k to an organisation of Scottish women who wanted the legal definition of a woman to be based on biological sex alone in the uk. today they had this ruled for in court.

the legal definition of a woman in the uk is now based purely on biological sex, which will likely fuel the deconstruction of laws made to protect trans people and fuel new transphobic laws. we are still apparently protected from discrimination though.

the worst part of this is that news reports have been treating this as a good thing. jk rowling is painted as an amazing person in school assemblies. after doing not only what she does on twitter, but actively funding the discrimination of trans people.


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3 months ago

btw texans,

the only knowledge of texas outside of the US is largely from young sheldon, so most europeans think of texas is that its this weird ultra christian place where natural disasters happen every 3 seconds

1 month ago

my mom always said "the moving colours will make you throw up!!!" my response? "i want to vomit though, so i get the sickness out"

my mom no longer asked me about that, lol

Kinda wild how most people generally recognize that the "too sick to go to school, too sick to watch tv/play games" mindset our parents had was bullshit but still impose essentially the exact same rules on disabled adults and scrutinize them for enjoying low-energy hobbies while being too fatigued or in pain to work a full time job (or any job at all)

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thesealking - the seal king
the seal king

idk i love seals and spheals. i want to become a zoologist, but i cant pronounce z, you zee my problem?

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