I Feel Like I Need To Say This, As I've Seen Some Concerning Fandom Purity Bullshit Crossing My Dash.

Pyrrha: *Hearing Yang*

Aura

Ruby: where is aura store?

Ren: the soul

Jaune: the heart!

Yang: the balls

Blake: Horny on main. Currently lighting candles. Too lazy to let her own booty-call in the house.

Jaune: Was in bed already. Still smitten for his kitten. More happy that he’ll get sleep cuddling than he is for the sex.

Kali: Starting to get grandbaby-crazy. Has to be up in the morning. Hoping this one will fuck the emo out of her daughter.

Jaune Watches a Lot of Fantastic Four

When Blake invites him to smash at 1 in the morning: "It's clobbering time!"

When Kali answers the door wondering why they have visitors at 1 AM: "Milady, 'tis the clobbering hour."

Horny Ghost Pyrrha: *Posses Weiss and tries to get her to sleep with Jaune*

Weiss: *Struggling* MUST. RESIST. BANGING. ARC!

Horny Ghost Pyrrha: Do it Weiss~

Now we seriously need a Team RNNJR Neo outfit.

And maybe a different Atlas one.

I don’t know what I’d do for either.

Consider: An AU where RNJR encounter Neo on the way to Mistral. After a tense standoff, they convince her that Cinder is her true target and that Ruby shouldn't be blamed for Roman's death. She reluctantly allies with them and then starts to realize she and the blonde one have a surprising amount in common. Against all odds, they bond over their shared past, goals, and maybe even find comfort in each other when emotions run high

You are describing my perfect version of the best Silent Knight AU timeline. Neo was already on her vendetta on Cinder. And a quick explanation by Ruby that it was a Grimm that killed him would only strengthen her resolve. And make a nice new hatred towards Grimm in time to help RNJR fight the Nuckelavee. 

Bonus points if Neo catches Jaune training alone in the woods and confronts him. After hearing him out, Neo suggests she help Jaune train late at night.

Then at Haven, I think Neo really could have helped Jaune break out of his fatalistic drive to fight Cinder. He was ready to kill her or be killed. But after Weiss gets hurt and Cinder escapes, I think Neo and Jaune would have AMPLE time to talk about their trauma and feelings. 

Can you imagine RNJR meeting Neo again after Beacon and seeing her in her torn up clothes, damaged parasol, and bowler hat? And while everyone else gears up to fight her Jaune just stares at her hat while he holds onto Pyrrha’s sash???

I just finished my first of the spotify writing prompts and you might be VERY interested in when it takes place.

Are we just gonna run with the fact that May just turns invisible when she sleep sometimes? Cause I’m up for it but I’m gonna check first.

I know it’s probably meant to be her lying to Jaune’s face, but the first option seems funnier.

jaune: *taking a bath* aaah i need this.

*out no where* you said it.

jaune: *stand up*fuck! who said that?!

may: *drops her semblance* sup.

jaune: w-what are you?

may: dont worry i was here before you.

jaune: and you didnt say anything?

may: sorry must dozed off. *leans her head*

jaune: covers himself*

may: ah relax i've seen those before. now come you're gonna let litte ole me ruin your relaxation are you?

jaune: *sit back in the tub*

may: there you go.

Neo would ask for a sip and then drink Jaune’s entire milkshake.

For some reason this is the thought that came to me when I read this idea.

Same Energy(?)

Neo is actually a brilliant little shit because this way she gets the best of both worlds without lifting a finger. Blackmail Cinder into getting her revenge on Ruby then keep the relic and get her originally planned revenge on Cinder without having to do anything at all

Winter: Sister, do you realize what you’re doing?

Weiss: Yeah, I’m winning.

Winter: Winning? At what?

Weiss: Life.

I know Whiteknight doesn’t work in V1-3 because it flies in the face of Jaune’s and Weiss’s developments, but you have to consider that’s when it’d be funniest. They’re both at peak dumbass when they’re at Beacon.

Like, Weiss announces to everyone that they’re dating, and Jaune is just as shocked as their friends. He wakes up every morning wondering how the hell he got a girl like Weiss to fall for him because he has no idea, and frankly, Weiss doesn’t either. His pickup lines are terrible and his dad’s advice made it worse every time he used it. Nonetheless he’s thrilled! His dating experiencing is zilch but that’s not going to stop him from shipping a new type of flower to Weiss’s dorm every single day. Weiss tells him to knock it off and then delicately places it into a pitcher that’s becoming too small very quickly.

The whole time Weiss is desperately trying to keep up her reputation because she’s convinced she’ll become a laughing stock, but she won’t tolerate anyone bullying Jaune. She’s blabbing “Yeah I took pity on him, it’s probably not going to last past the month” then Cardin shit-talks Jaune and she’s like “how dare you, I will buy your parents’ house and evict your family if you don’t apologize.” Originally she wanted to keep it a secret, but the very next day Yang comments that they’re bickering like a married couple and Weiss blurts out “How did you find out?!” in the middle of the cafeteria.

And poor Pyrrha is on the sideline going “I’m… happy for you. Haha. Yeah…”

Winter, and maybe Emerald:

jaune makes everyone dinner. how do they react?

Horny Ghost AU:

Pyrrha’s love/lust is so strong that she refused to die without telling Jaune how she really feels....and getting her cheeks clapped by said blond dork.

So her soul comes back to the world of the living and binds with one of her friend’s body to be able to survive.

Now it wouldn’t be a problem if it was a friend like Ruby (who has a crush on Jaune), or Yang (who wants to bang Jaune), or even Nora (who would happily sleep with Jaune if it helped Pyrrha), but no.

Instead Pyrrha’s soul gets stuck in the body of one Lei Ren. Her one other male friend.

Pyrrha grabs her new round and soft, bubble butt and smiles. Oh well, She’ll work with what she’s got.

Sun: You spent our rent money, on Managerie hookers?

Neptune: They're not hookers. They're massage therapists.

Qrow: *scoffs* Yeah, they'll massage your junk for money.

Glynda: There's a word for that. I think it's "hooker".

Neptune: YOURE A HOOKER!!