Blake: I Fucking Knew It...

Blake: This is... Progress?

Emerald: I hate this.

Yang: I love this.

Jaune, hitting Cinder over the head with a door: I a-DOOR you!

Cinder, rubs her head: aksdsj!

Cinder, picks up a frying pan and hits Jaune with it: I love you with a BURNING passion!!

Jaune, grabs a vase and breaks it over Cinders head: My heart BREAKS when you’re away!

Cinder, grabs a tall lamp and hits him in the chest with it: You are the LIGHT of my life!!

Jaune, falls to the floor: EYUGH!

That’s probably accurate and its a great thing. But I just keep getting distracted by how weird the modeling for Emerald’s hair looks from this angle.

Purple is the colour combination of Red and Blue, and from what we’ve seen from Ren’s semblance red petals are anger and blue petals are sadness

Guilt is like a mix of that. Sadness about the hurt caused, and anger/frustration at yourself for what you did

Neo would ask for a sip and then drink Jaune’s entire milkshake.

For some reason this is the thought that came to me when I read this idea.

Same Energy(?)

Neo is actually a brilliant little shit because this way she gets the best of both worlds without lifting a finger. Blackmail Cinder into getting her revenge on Ruby then keep the relic and get her originally planned revenge on Cinder without having to do anything at all

May: Why’d you send Blondie to your room?

Robyn: I- I didn’t want him messing with anyone else’s things.

May: You... don’t have a shower in your room though? Wait, do you?

Robyn: *Under her breath* He’ll be plenty wet when I’m done with him...

May:

robyn: I AM NOT A MILF!

jaune: *without his shirt* hey robyn. i was wondering of you had a place i could shower.

robyn:... oh my gods. i am a milf

jaune: what was that?

robyn: nothing just uh showers are over there. *points*

jaune: thanks.

Yang: Jaune, your whole family is kinda badass.

Jaune: Ha ha. Yeah, I like to think so.

Yang: And I’m a badass...

Jaune: Well, yeah. That was never in question.

Yang: So I’m gonna be in your family!

Jaune: You’re gonna- Yang that’s not how that works.

Mama Arc: *From the other room* It’s how I ended up here!

Headcanon. Yang likes stories so she'll jaune tell her stories about his great grandfather and other arc stories

Why do I feel like his reasons consist of:

Puppydog Eyes and Hip Windows

Team RWBY+NR find out that Jaune has secretly been healing Neo after every fight if she gets hurt

ruby: why?.

weiss: shes evil!

blake: and crazy

yang: she tried to kill us

nora: yeah!

ren:

jaune: look i have my reason. you dont need to worry

Taiyang: Yang, where?

Ruby: Don’t tell-

Yang: *Playing on her scroll* Across the hall, blond guy.

Ruby: Yang! How could you!

Taiyang: Ruby, I just wanna talk to him...

Ruby: Dad! Jaune’s nice! you don’t have to-

Taiyang: *Knocking on JNPR’s dorm room door* I just wanna shoot him...

Ruby: Daddy no!

Taiyang: *Still knocking* Daddy yes!

Jaune: *Opens door, in pajamas* Hello?

Taiyang: Jaune Arc?

Jaune: Yes?

Ruby: Jaune get bac-!

Taiyang: *Levels shotgun with Jaune’s chest and fires, knocking Jaune back into the room*

Ruby: *Screams, running in after him*

Taiyang: Listen, Sweetie, I know that seems drastic but there are-

Yang: *Walking into the hall* Waaait for it...

Taiyang: What? Wait for-

Jaune: Ahhhh, ow that hurts...fuuuck...this was my last clean shirt...

Taiyang:...what?

*Both Xiao Longs look through the doorway. Just in time to see Ruby pulling what was left of Jaune’s t-shirt off, revealing a massive bruise on the boy’s chest, but no other visible injury*

Taiyang: What?

Yang: Yeah, didn’t work when I tried that either, Loverboy is...sturdy...

Taiyang: That should have at least knocked him- *Gets tackled by Prof. Port*

Yang: *Sitting down by her quickly hogtied father* At least I did mine when he had armor on, did even less...

Taiyang: This could not get worse...

Yang: Well, Ruby did have fun playing nurse last time, I don’t know if they ended up at second base or third by the end, Ruby wouldn’t say, you might wanna send some condoms along with your apology note, Wingman-in-law.

Taiyang: *Groans against the floor*

Ruby: daddy i have a boyfriend

Tai: really?

Ruby: his name is jaune.

Tai:(holding a shotgun) and where does jaune live?

Ruby:...

How likely would it be to see Willow molotov the Hound?

You're laughing. Willow schnee is about to druken fist with the hound rock lee style and you're laughing.

I feel like I need to say this, as I've seen some concerning fandom purity bullshit crossing my dash.

This blog is unapologetically pro AO3.

I support them and all they do, may they continue to do it for decades to come.

Eventually Jaune and Ren have to work together to make the Remnant version of Soylent, just a milkshake with as much nutrients in it as they can sneak in.

Both girls get a 2-3 inch growth spurt within a few weeks of semi-healthy nutrition, unfortunately it’s too late to get much more than that in height.

Neo and Nora get along cause nothing taste better on pancakes then Icecream.

Some friendships are built on mutual understanding and care. And some friendships are built on breakfast foods.