You Think Anyone Had The Balls To Give Stalin Nicknames. "Eyo! It's My Boi Joey S - Calls Himself Man

I am a very progressive hater: Everyone bleeds the same and I'm a motherfucking vampire.

SPICY baby Jesus

If murder only counts if it's out of hatred (Christianity) does that mean fetish serial killers aren't murderers if they just do it for sex?

I've heard the criticism that there aren't racists in Hazbin hell. But tbh: I'd be more alarmed to meet a literal cannibal than a racist. Let's be real here.

In some regions it's illegal to pet manatees so if I ever go down the path of crime you all should know I'll be a serial petting maniac.

Woe to those with peanut allergies who will never fully experience the joy of 5 Guys

What assassin is in such a rush that they simply skim the Wikipedia article of their target. ASSASSINATION SPEEDRUN ANY %

lmao now they're just straight up trying to wipe the names of executives off of the internet. the light switch has been thrown and the roaches that have infested this house for far too long are scattering like never before.

The Adjuster x reader smut shall be studied by future generations alongside the original ballads of Robin Hood.

I have cats so whenever I hear scratching on my front door I blindly open it. One of these days I'll let a raccoon in.