Damn Right I'm A Racist: The Human Race Shall Overcome All Opposition.

I want to buy a list of phone numbers simply to text OTPs for things they aren't logging in to.

Quick: Someone put steamboat Micky Mouse into Bendy and the Ink machine!

Now this is a instance of non toxic masculinity: A CEO assassin that gets caught because he couldn't resist hitting on a woman.

"The optimal angle for long range trajectory is 45 degrees *THIS angle*"

-Elon Musk maybe

All libertarians have to do to create their utopia is be competent enough to overthrow a preexisting government. They could just hire an army of mercenaries. It's that simple but literally nowhere has the popular support to allow this to happen.

Imagine if Supernatural was Islamic

Sam: "We might be dealing with - Mohammed"

Dean: "You mean like the prophet Mohammed? THE Mohammed?"

I think it's a shame that Confederates give rebels a bad name. It was far more common to have slave revolts than pro slavery rebellion but that ONE TIME a pro slave revolt takes off and it's all anyone seems to remember.

What's one set of atrocities among friends?

At this rate North Korea will have a female president before America

Ye olde Republican: "Behold thy socialist dystopia story whereby the government sets a age at which you can have sex! You can't even seek relations with your slaves! This is the future socialists want"

God's second favorite Catholic is about to die. RIP Adolph!