Fuck It: Let's Bring Back Titles.

Remember when mossy cobble was impressive because there were so few rare items. Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Ja' te' ri' pr' is bi' ish

The Adjuster x reader smut shall be studied by future generations alongside the original ballads of Robin Hood.

Is it a sin for a man to want to suck Jesus's dick? He is a different species on some level.

Someone write a fantasy where "millennial" is a slur for people over a thousand years old

In Hazbin Hotel, Lucifer still has his golden fiddle so cannonically Hazbin Hotel takes place before the Devil Went Down to Georgia.

It's unrealistic that Bruce Wayne wouldn't be caught as batman. He's in too good shape for a billionaire. Most billionaires are morbidly obese while he is JACKED. People would figure this out.

Colonial north USA in fiction: "We must end slavery at all costs! It is a moral affront to God"

Colonial north USA in reality: "Those slaves TOOOK ERR JURBS!!!!!!"

I support the savages of the American south trying to ban porn because that will force porn sites to allow VPNs.

A little life hack from my time in high school: Copy and paste every factual statement from a Wikipedia article into Google and cite the first webpage that agrees as your source.

CERTIFIED laziest essay writing technique!