He Said "it's Mortgage Time" And Mortaged Everywhere

Plot twist: They all have both

I support the savages of the American south trying to ban porn because that will force porn sites to allow VPNs.

Mars colonies a hundred years from now be like

There were no women in WWII - only female comrades.

Vegans say I wouldn't eat a human but you underestimate my power! I'd sell my own corpse in my will or buy someone else's. They aren't using it! It's no different than the ancient corpses on display in museums for the amusement of others.

Saying you have a high IQ but no scientific achievements is like saying your a fast reader but don't read.

I'd bet there was a spike in radio sales after the Alastor debut.

YouTube animators only have one ethnicity: Paper skin.

I feel so bad for old timey doctors that actually wanted to help: "We've amputated all their limbs and they're still haunted! Must be a small ghost"

Imagine thinking shit like this and crying yourself to sleep as all your patients die.

I've heard the criticism that there aren't racists in Hazbin hell. But tbh: I'd be more alarmed to meet a literal cannibal than a racist. Let's be real here.