Me, Today, Expiriencing Another Major Life Event: Do You Think The Coach Will Let Me Skip Pe

i feel like the universe shakes a magic 8 ball every three hours on whether or not im depressed and i really need it to stop doing that please

there is nothing as visceral and human and devouring an absurdly large bunch of grapes at one in the morning at least partly for the crunch noise

????? march ?????? again ??????

Window wings, fragile panes Shield me from the dark Warm me with your spark

i love adam and steve

This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.

Okay but I need someone to write a snippet where whenever Tim does something “villainous” the core four make the “we’re in the bad timeline” jokes.

He could mix Red Bull with his coffee and Cassie is like “alright boys, we’re in the bad timeline.”

Tim holding one of Hood’s guns for whatever reason: >:3

Kon: *backs away slowly* “I know I joke about it but, we’re definitely in the bad timeline. Tim has a gun.”

Tim: *using his Timothy Wayne Persona as a way to get Bart to stop*

Bart: “This is the bad timeline.”

Bonus points if Tim brings out a PowerPoint titled “What to do if We’re in the Bad Timeline”

And it’s two slides.

Slide 1:

“Signs of the Bad Timeline”

> Tim has a gun

Slide 2:

“Steps to Avoid the Bad Timeline”

> Shoot Tim

> Have a younger Tim come and bluff his way out of it.

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

friendly reminder to read martin niemöller's "first they came" and stay self aware

i hate my brain for randomly choosing characters that are my family now. simon riley from cod?? thats my dad. that would be fine if all of my friends didnt think he was hot. it feels wrong. thats my dad. stfu please and thank you let me exist