There Is Nothing As Visceral And Human And Devouring An Absurdly Large Bunch Of Grapes At One In The

You know what's wild?

Your body- like, the one you're existing as? Your mind prison?- it's not a wholly independant entity. It's an ecosystem. You're a bog that's self-aware

where's the image that says "people who celebrate fictional characters' birthdays are annoying" and then someone replied "fuck you happy birthday" (scribble scribble write character here). anyways happy birthday dick grayson

Curate everything.

Curate your hygiene routine, curate your clothing items, curate your home, curate your habits, curate your nutrition, curate your environment, curate your circles, curate you socials, curate the content you consume, curate your social skills, curate your financial situation, curate your emotions, curate the version of you that shows up in public, curate your hobbies, curate your knowledge.

other characters this applies to:

bruce wayne

actually basically anyone from cod

raymond holt from b99

my english teacher

alfred

paul hollywood

i hate my brain for randomly choosing characters that are my family now. simon riley from cod?? thats my dad. that would be fine if all of my friends didnt think he was hot. it feels wrong. thats my dad. stfu please and thank you let me exist

the bat and the bird

every time my life gets worse my immediate reaction is always something adjacent to "at least i'll have a good backstory" as if i am a fictional character and not just a dude

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

if it werent so expensive i would just eat like a bear all the time. blackberries and salmon. 24/7. fuck yeah.

me at 2am vs me at 2pm

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

happy one day late anniversary to the great molasses flood