Statistics Say That The Average Person Accidentally Eats Eight Spiders While Sleeping In Their Life.

omg yes i'm going to say 'good bettering' from now on

Fucking monstrous that english doesn't have a word for "gute besserung". Where is your "bon rétablissement", your "god bedring"??! i'm sorry but "get well soon" sounds like a threat i am not saying that to my tumblr mutuals whom i love

*Gasp!* A Monty Python reference? In this day and age? Why, it must be the coming of destiny!

*Goes and stares at a pond for an hour to think about life*

It turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is actually a great basis for a system of government.

T- Type Girl - BLACKPINK

H- Hello - Adele

E- Everyone Is Gay - A Great Big World

N- Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

E- Experience - Ludovico Einaudi

T- Telephone - Waterparks

H- Hope It Hurts - DABIN Feat. Essenger

E- End of Time - K-391, Alan Walker & Ahrix

R- Red Flags - Mimi Webb

L- Lovesick Girls - BLACKPINK

O- OH! - Aqyila

R- Roundtable Rival - Lindsey Stirling

D- Dura - Daddy Yankee

Rules: pick a song for each letter of your URL and tag that many people.

Tagged by @sailforvalinor, and thank you this looks like fun!

Remember and Proclaim (Andrew Peterson)

All I Ask of You (Jackie Evancho)

Innocence (Nathan Wagner)

Níl Sé'n Lá (Celtic Woman)

I Still Need a Savior (Billy Sprague)

No Strings (Ed Sheeran)

Take Me Back Road (Tim & the Glory Boys)

How Great is Our God (Chris Tomlin)

Everything Sad is Coming Untrue (Jason Grey)

El-Shaddai (Amy Grant)

Voice of Truth (Casting Crowns)

Endlessly (Amaranthe)

Not Alone (Red)

I'm an Open Road (Paul Brandt)

Never Leave Your Side (Sam Tinnesz)

Good to Be Alive (Skillet)

Hoo boy, can I think of sixteen people?

@griseldabanks @kraytwriter @kingofattolia @catkin-morgs @clawedandcute @nerdychristianfanboy @steampunk-archer @sergeanttomycaptain @smhalltheurlsaretaken @scribblermerlin @authortobenamedlater @stainedleather @mrtobenamedlater @mrgartist @get-loved-nerd @a-fount-of-blessings (Ignore if this is a repeat tag. Unless you want to do it again. Up to you. :)

The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

Vancouver Skyline. Vancouver, Canada. December 2022.

Hey, I'm sorry, but your boyfriend? Yeah, he got trapped in a Buzzfeed poll. Sorry for your loss.

Hey, so your boyfriend? Well he kinda put salt after the pasta was done and not in the water to let it disperse... Yeah I'm sorry but the Italians killed him in the street.

If you want, you can let me know the language(s) in the tags, and whether or not you speak it fluently!

You’ve accidentally summoned the Devil while cooking dinner, and he’s intrigued by your culinary skills. He challenges you to a high-stakes cook-off, with your soul on the line. If you win, you get a lifetime of unparalleled culinary prowess and the ability to impress anyone with your dishes. But if you lose, your soul is his. As you accept the challenge, you realize you’ll need to prepare the most extraordinary meal of your life.

wait, people think Bendy was Joey's creation?? It was obviously Henry's from the start.

Edit: I forgot to mention this more of a personal opinion at best.

I like to remind everyone in the BATIM fandom that Bendy belongs to Henry, not Joey. Joey may brought him to life but the entire character was made by Henry. In Chapter 3 of BATIM, there's a secret audio log from Henry himself in the Sunken Room. This is what it says.

That character he was talking about is BENDY. Remember Joey steals the ideas/twists the ideas of his co-workers than do it himself. He may have used the Ink Machine to create the demon but Henry came up with the character. There is also this hidden message for added proof found after you beat BATIM and come back with the Seeing Tool. This can be found on the Demon Path in Chapter 3.

Bendy and the Ink Machine is canon to Bendy and the Dark Revival. You got to pay attention to what the characters say to pick apart what's true from the lies. Joey Drew is a liar who hides behind a fake cheery facade. You see this through the hidden messages such as 'Joey Lied To Us' near the 'The Creator Lied To Us'. There's also this audio log in Chapter 4 on the first floor of the maintenance area that shows the REAL Joey Drew.

Anyway, Bendy is a Stein than Drew. Joey just brought him to life using the Ink Machines but the original character himself never came from him. The Dancing Demon was made by Henry and twisted by Joey Drew's experiments plus abuse.