The 11th Emoji In Your History Is Now Your Cutie Mark 👁️

Oscar Wilde, De Profundis // @i-wrotethisforme // Jorge Louis Berges // @smokeinsilence //@viridianmasquerade //Jorge Louis Berges // @honeytuesday // Kaveh Akbar // F. Scott Fitzgerald // AKR //Olivie Blake, from “Alone With You in the Ether” // Kaveh Akbar, Pilgrimage

(and yes the percentages are weird)

my earbuds broke.

again.

Work Stories: The Critters

So, at my workplace, we've had a, um, critter problem for a few months now. It started with Produce just having to put some of the grape tomatoes in the cooler for the night to everyone having to put all the extra bread in giant basins for the night and Produce having to put almost EVERYTHING in the walk-in cooler.

One my coworkers that has been there for a while, (10+ years i think) says that the critters have already won, but we're just delaying the inevitable, and one of my managers for my Produce closing shift has joked about staying all night long with an air rifle.

This is the same manager who had to make some DIY protection for the bread shelves because we don't own them apparently?

Anyways, I will provide updates on the critters, and I hope that this doesn't become a permanent thing.

18 :/

Time to start one of these damn tag things! How many followers do you have on your main/tagged account?

I got 141 please save me from this hell

Not forced folks, and you don’t have to be tagged

@lewis-the-strange @awokenbydreams @moonthemagical @whaaaaaaaalllle6 @brothers-of-the-crime @clawedandcute @thesorryboys-updates @aroacesafeplaceforall

also the other day i was totally able to tell that someone's eyes had little flecks of gold in them from 6 feet away, and that they had slept for only 4.5 hours last night.

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

Found a bot that had reposted some stuff, but following way too many people. so i just blocked them to be on the safe side.

This is my chicken Willie. She is about 5 years old. She is very fluffy. She is a wonderful photo model. She's a bit weird, but that's okay!

Photos from May 2021.

Out Of Context Science Teacher Quotes

"Yeah, I like it. Burn the monkeys!"

"How yellow is yellow"

"Under the ground there is ground water"

"So I'm gonna take your DNA now"

for no reason in particular, what are songs you would expect to/kill to hear in a sorry chapter 3 trailer?

feel free to reblog, reply, or whatever else you want with answers and your contributions will DEFINITELY NOT be put in a playlist for preparation for a little kinda sorta bracket (:

any song you think is just coded sorry boys is also fine, not just trailer material if you cant think of anything