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How much of this shit do I have to learn from tumblr dot com what do you MEAN Love Händel is just??? Coming back?

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Op casually leaving out that the entire thing has been organized by Lindana’s children

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HUH?

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Just to clarify you mean like. THE Lindana. As in the pop star from the 80s.

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I do! Bobbi (who has been running a hair salon since the band’s breakup) updated the website saying he’ll be out for a reunion concert. And that he was convinced after speaking with two kids—Phineas and Ferb Flynn-Fletcher, who want them to come back to perform at their mother, Linda’s anniversary.

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Ohhh so nepotism 🙄

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No, not nepotism. You guys don’t get to hate on these kids, they’re super cool. They came into my shop & asked me to perform for their parents. They made no mention of their mom being Lindana. We’re literally prepping for the concert right now and I just learned this from tumblr. Had to fact check it with Bobbi. Point is, at no point did they try to leverage their mom’s fame. They genuinely just wanted to do something sweet for their parents. I doubt they even thought to try and use their mother’s status. They simply explained how passionate their parents were about the band.

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DANNY?

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Ok so tonight we have learned:

Love Handel is coming back

Lindana’s children asked them to come back

Lindana’s kids apparently don’t even realize the implications of their mom having previously been famous

Danny of Love Handël uses tumblr

Danny ALSO is getting his news from tumblr

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#also I did some digging #and like #her kids also wrote gitchee gitchee goo??!! #but then just #never did music again #and again did Not mention their mom

HELLO??

Do you think the in-universe Love Händel fandom views the "Flynn-Fletcher Concert" as the greatest band revival in music history? Like seriously the three bandmates are implied to have been out of the business for like a decade after a nasty public breakup, only to spontaneously come back for a wedding anniversary of one of their fans. Every time they've reappeared on the show they seem to be popular and thriving. All because of that one concert. Legendary.

The Love Händel Wikipedia article must be a trip to read for the information on the Flynn-Fletcher Concert alone. What do you mean none of the bandmates knew they band was getting back together until the day of the concert? They didn't even rent a venue, it was just in someone's front yard where a girl scout troop set up a stage??? They probably caused a traffic jam. And hey, wait a sec, why are the names of the couple whose anniversary was being celebrated blue, indicating they have their own Wikipedia pages- they're LINDANA and MAX MODEM??? And their kids are Phineas and the Ferbtones??? Aren't they pop artists??? The "ninjas of love" that appeared during the concert are the Ferbettes??? Who are also the girl scouts who made the stage?????? The identity of the Love-a-Gram lady who appeared onstage midway through the opening number remains one of the music industry's greatest mysteries, since everyone assumes she must be famous too.

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

- sylvia plath

happy valentines day

I feel like people don’t give Jess and luke enough credit for reading that self help book though

Like oh Jess was a better guy in the later seasons. Of course he was but it didn’t like magically happen. He wasn’t ‘fixed’ from dating Rory and like the cozy love of stars hollow didn’t change him into a wide eyed optimist. He literally made an effort to learn how have open communication and be emotionally vulnerable, he self reflected and tried to foster healthy relationships ON PURPOSE he recognised his faults and tried to do better and like you never really see that in guys on tv especially not In the archetype of character he was and like especially not in the early 2000’s. And it wasn’t really played for laughs either Lorelai made a comment and Luke called her out on it said that it’s good what he was trying to do and then we see his and Luke’s relationship heal a bit, we see the positive ramifications.

Manifesting Remus writing Marlene a song in tcoptp pt.2 🙏❤️

odesta come home pls

hey man youre cool. what if we made a special best friend handshake that creates a direct line from your palm to my heart. what if ive been so cut off from any sort of physical contact that isnt about machismo and overcompensating that this is the most gentle ive allowed myself to be with anyone else. do you want to start a fake a morning show.

when you think about it no wonder they called lucy the valiant, and i don't mean because she went to war. i mean because after the wars were over, she was the one on the battlefield, cordial in hand, tending to the dead and dying. she was the one with so many lives in her hands. she was the one having to make the call about who was gravely injured enough to be healed and who would keep suffering. lucy the valiant. lucy of the fire flowers. lucy of the healing hands. the queen who walked among the dying and tried to bring them back to life. how much must that wear on a person? on a little girl?

really, do you think peter's decree not to carry it into battle often was to spare the cordial, or to spare his sister?

penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry

Penelope: we can get the marriage annulled if you want

Colin: I’d actually rather die

i thinki have. posted this before

Somewhat of an unofficial logo for the fic I'm currently reading just for fun ;) let me know what you think!

abed nadir !!!!!!!!

Soooooo true 💗

Cadence have the best oc’s. Lottie? Simeon?? Trish??? Tonya???? Tomny??????

it’s always “i love you” and never “a few weeks ago you told me lane had a crush on me. well i have a crush on her too and i know you have very strict rules about dating and boys and i just want you to know that i’m a good person. i don’t smoke, i don’t drink, i’ve never gotten a ticket, i’m healthy, i take care of myself, i floss, i never watch more than thirty minutes of television partly because i think it’s a waste of time and partly because there’s nothing on, i respect my parents, i do well in school, i never play video games in case they do someday prove playing them can turn you into a serial killer, i don’t drink coffee, i don’t drink soda because the carbonation freaks me out, i’m happy to give up meat if you feel strongly about it, i don’t mind wearing a tie, i enjoy playing those hymns on my guitar, and i really really wanna take your daughter to her prom. mrs kim? please don’t make me repeat that list again.”

now wait a minute

I don’t think anyone gets how much I’d pay to read ‘The cadence of part-time poets’ from Sirius’ perspective

Regulus "the beautiful boy" Black and Remus "the casanova of Gryffindor tower" Lupin vibes...

Community movie should start with a joyful montage of the study group making calls. To convey that they keep in touch and are still close but are accomplishing things in their lives and happy. Like it starts with Annie interrogating a perp in an FBI building, awesome fitted suit. Gets a phone call, it’s Jeff piddling around a kitchen in an apron insisting that he needs to know what she wants for the dinner, that surely the others have dietary restrictions and this dinner has to be perfect. Then abed beeps on her phone and she’s like “Jeff it’s abed—“ and Jeff yells “ask him what his dietary restrictions are!” As she switches over. Abed is on a movie set in a directors chair. He wants tips for a fbi movie he’s making. Annie repeats that she will not give him information about open cases; then he has to go because Britta is calling him to check they’re still on for him helping her with her social issues YouTube channel. She says she just got off the phone with Shirley about their joint effort when Shirley calls abed too, but then she gets a call from Troy who is stressed because Jeff keeps asking about dietary restrictions, then Jeff calls him too to ask again, so Troy calls abed to confirm what he can and can’t eat, and then the dean calls Jeff to ask what he can bring to dinner. That sort of thing, with a lot of “oops wrong call, hold on” dialogue and it’s cute.

Eloise Bridgerton and Phillip Crane are an ADHD x Autistic solidarity couple

Okay but have you considered Eloise going out to fight for women's right and kick butt and take names while her house husband Philip supports her. Like imagine Philip focuses so much on taking care of his kids that he forgets to care for himself. Eloise meanwhile is floored that this handsome, intelligent man knows how to keep a house and cook. She takes one look at him and then looks at Penelope. "I'm going to court the heck out of this man."

I like to think that while Phillip may not be good at communicating or expressing how he feels to his wife and kids, for a guy that didn't have housekeeper when he met Eloise, his house was remarkably in order and his children well fed. Which leaves me to HC that during Marina's convalescence, Phillip learned to keep the household in order and manage everything on his own.

So yeah, Phillip Crane knows how to cook, change diapers, organize household accounts and wash his own clothing. Which is super attractive for Eloise, who knows cero of that, and is better at socializing and outshooting her brothers.

Eloise is still in awe that this man hasn't realized how much of a treasure he is. Like, some girls may not want a househusband but sorry, she's different.

And really, isn't it nice to know that she can leave the house to go to her women's rights meetings and never have to worry about the kids. Because she knows her man has it all handled. Eloise doesn't need to train Phillip to take out the trash or make sure Oliver and Amanda are eating healthy while she's gone. The man already does it. How could she not fall inlove really?

Even Penelope had to train Colin into how to handle a baby when Agatha was born. But Eloise? she got to sleep soundly after giving birth the first time, because Phillip already came housebroken. And if that ain't the most romantic thing ever.

Like seriously, there are things one only finds out by showing up unannounced at a man's house without a chaperone and observing him closely.

Modern au peneloise headcannons

There was about 5 months where the family thought they were in a secret relationship, but didn’t say anything because they didn’t want to force them to come out.

In the Bridgertons defence they did do a lot of couples activities together including an all inclusive couples holiday for Eloise’s 22nd. And they did give violet a joint birthday gift that year as well. So there was reasons to suspect.

They both went to Oxford, as they are both old money and both incredibly smart

Both of them are night owls which worked well when they shared a flat as they both liked to work at night

Eloise is an investigative journalist who mainly covers political corruption

Pen is an editor as well as an author of a fairly successful book series

Eloise is a huge caffeine addict.

Penelope DESPISES coffee. Literally will not, under any circumstances drink it no matter how much Eloise tries to convince her

Eloise is a complete over-sharer and thus Penelope knows FAR more about Phillips sexual abilities than she ever wanted to

Obviously Penelope can’t share as much once she gets together with Colin. But thankfully there is a Bridgerton wife/girlfriend night once a month with Sophie and Kate

Eloise never fails to complain about the lack of invite even though Penelope continually explains that she definitely does NOT want to know a lot of what is said on those nights once they have all had a drink

When they were 15 Eloise convinced Benedict to buy them alcohol, they got absolutely shitfaced and violet found them the next morning sleeping in the garden wearing trench coats with their hands covered in glitter (they don’t remember why or how that happened)

They were going to get their ears pierced at the same time but Eloise chickened out at the last second and only pen got them done.

She did eventually get them done but only has the one set of piercings whereas pen decided she quite liked it and has multiple piercings in each ear

Eloise was silent for 4 whole minutes when she found out about Pen and Colin. It was broken only because Colin said well this is definitely the longest I have ever seen her quiet which prompted Eloise to begin yelling at Colin threatening bodily harm if he ever hurt pen.

The effect was kind of ruined however when she turned to pen 0.5 seconds later and started gushing about how happy she was and omg now that can properly be sisters

Colin asked Eloise to help pick out pens engagement ring. But since neither of them knew much about jewellery they went to 6 different shops before giving up and calling it a day. Only for Eloise to get home and see pictures of some rings on the counter with a note saying ‘for inspiration’

Penelope immediately bonded with Oliver and Amanda after meeting them. And absolutely spoils them at every occasion possible.

They like to have early 2000’s chick flick movie marathons and can both quote the legally blonde courtroom scene by heart. Gregory can as well because they used to watch it when Eloise was babysitting.

They got matching tattoos for their 21st’s. It was a mini tattoo of a bubbling cauldron as they were OBSESSED with becoming witches when they were young

Random Bridgerton headcannons

Francesca was about 70% sure that pen was Whistledown. She really looked up to her as a kid because she noticed how observant and witty she actually was, and so she wanted to be like her when she grew up

For lady Danbury’s 90th birthday present Hyacinth attempted to write her own version of “Miss Butterworth and the mad Baron” …it was terrible, but Lady Danbury retains that it is her all time favourite book

After Eloise the best shots are Michael, Kate and Simon as they all had experience on what they proudly call ‘REAL hunts’ when in India.

After that it’s Phillip then surprisingly Sophie (Eloise taught her) she says it’s because she has steady hands after so many years of work

When hyacinth was pregnant for the first time Gareth reached out to both Phillip and Simon to ask for advice on how to not be like you father

Kate favourite Bridgerton in-law is Lucy. She loves all of them, she really does, but there is just something about Lucy that she feels so fond of.

Hyacinth called Anthony dad when she was really young and he cried for two days. He still gets teary when he thinks about it now.

When Eloise and Penelope were about 5 months pregnant they both got really emotional about missing each other and so polin went to stay at Romney hall for a month.

Colin claims that it was the most stressful month of his life. NOTHING is scarier or more irritable than a pregnant Eloise. And as it turns out his wife does NOT take his side when he eats the last of the Jam Francesca sent from Scotland that Eloise had been craving.

When they were younger violet walked in on Daphne washing Eloise’s hair with orange juice because Benedict told her it would make her hair the same colour as Penelope’s and she wanted to make pen feel better about her hair

Phillip is flirted with constantly at balls but the man is so socially in-adept that he doesn’t notice. Eloise however does notice.

Hyacinth casually mentioned the whole breaking and entering while trying to steal very expensive jewels from a baron during afternoon tea and Anthony grips he teacup so hard it shatters (he swears that is the closest he has ever come to a heart attack) violet was honestly unfazed

When Edmund was a toddler he tried to sit on Newton constantly. Newton was actually very chill about it as he adored the kid

Gregory had heard about how Michael made all of the woman swoon and was not looking forward to him meeting Lucy. Only for her to be totally unaffected and ‘not get the big deal’….She did however get quite flustered meeting Simon for the first time.

Unlike most people Anthony enjoys getting older it makes him happy to have been proved wrong and know that he won’t be leaving his family too soon

Currently rewatching conventions of space and time and honestly forgot just how FUCKING GAY it is!

Like serious there is NOTHING heterosexual happening there

The cool thing about Anthony Bridgerton as a character is that in each book one of his siblings has approached him and declared:

“Brother, today I have chosen VIOLENCE.”

And without fail his response has been to sigh, nod, have a drink, and wander away to find out who he is going to have to bribe and with how much to facilitate whatever is happening next.

“boys will be boys” should mean whatever Troy and Abed were doing in the end tags