What Are Your Thoughts On Bartylily?

parents omg

their valedictorian swag has bewitched me mind body and soul

How tall is your Evan

in my head he's very tall, taller than barty :))

also thank you for the question!

“but these characters have canon personalities, you can’t just make up your own thing”

maybe YOU can’t, but i can. it sounds like a skill issue to me.

while i do love accidentally popular remus nothing will beat popular sirius dating loser remus and starting to drag remus everywhere with him and everyone else being like oh wait does that dude even go here? because remus had mastered just fading into the background and planned on doing that until he graduated and could get the fuck out of there and actually quite enjoyed it apart from the random bouts of loneliness and now it was ruined by his stupidly attractive boyfriend who just loves being stuck to remus’ side but always has things to do and remus would do anything for him so

barty is a mamas boy with major daddy issues *drops mic*

i will never get snape because like why are u beefing with an 11 year old just cuz u didn’t like his dad

pandora: i want a racoon

evan: we have a barty

pandora: barty doesn't have cute hands

barty: i don't?

walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

just... just marlene calling dorcas dork..

remus is the type of guy no one really pays attention to in the hall but all his friends would f*ck him