Walburga: You’re Not Good Enough For My Son

regulus doesn't move at all while sleeping but sirius will go to sleep in his bed and wake up under it with no recollection of how he got there

regulus runs away au where walburga sends him a howler saying "i've burned you off the tapiserie. you are no daughter of mine." and regulus just gives sirius a thumbs up

imagine proffesor!remus' students' happiness when they find out he actually has a boyfriend and not a wife and three kids

Tall Lupin.

Saw a post about short Lupin earlier , which is valid. But consider: Lupin being just taller than everyone. Even James. To me, he isn’t as tall as a lamppost- he IS the lamppost. If you put one of those hard hats with lights on it that miners use on him, he would get immediately get hired as a streetlight by road authorities.

Everytime he hugs Sirius, he just eclipses him. Sirius disappears into his hugs. He goes MIA.

James is looking for Sirius? Check Remus’ arms! He’s probably hiding out in there.

also: he can reach the highest shelf in a grocery store.

CONSIDER my gamers. Just consider it.

honestly adult sirius black is my roman empire because this traumatized depressed drunk still manages to be the most immature stupid idiot youve ever seen

none of the slytherin skittles believe in therapy btw

bartylus

i hope we all know james would make *that* face before kissing

Can't believe I'm obsessed with a bitch named bartemius

"that trope is so overused in fanfiction"

no. i have never once looked at fanfic and thought "i wish there weren't so many amortentia Aus" "i wish they didn't always have that Oh, Oh moment" "i wish there weren't so many jokes alluding to canon"

in fact, i want more. make more silly little jokes about reg drowning. give me the oh moment again.

i will read the same trope over and over again, that's what fanfiction is for