Can't Believe I'm Obsessed With A Bitch Named Bartemius

remus is the type of guy no one really pays attention to in the hall but all his friends would f*ck him

What are your thoughts on bartylily?

i want to take a bite out of them.

marlene: dorcas has a good heart

lily: yes i've noticed you staring at her heart

sirius black would absolutely destroy the met gala thank you for listening

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

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Tall Lupin.

Saw a post about short Lupin earlier , which is valid. But consider: Lupin being just taller than everyone. Even James. To me, he isn’t as tall as a lamppost- he IS the lamppost. If you put one of those hard hats with lights on it that miners use on him, he would get immediately get hired as a streetlight by road authorities.

Everytime he hugs Sirius, he just eclipses him. Sirius disappears into his hugs. He goes MIA.

James is looking for Sirius? Check Remus’ arms! He’s probably hiding out in there.

also: he can reach the highest shelf in a grocery store.

CONSIDER my gamers. Just consider it.

“jily is the reason for the fandom.” so is joanne rowling but you don’t see me licking her fucking boots.

regulus about sirius

pandora: i want a racoon

evan: we have a barty

pandora: barty doesn't have cute hands

barty: i don't?

james to regulus