harry: *walking down the stairs with his hands in his pockets*
lily: what did i tell you about walking down the stairs with your hands in your pockets?
harry: that dad fell that one time and it was hilarious
james: why would you tell him that?!
lily: because it was hilarious
au where regulus goes to a restaurant with barty evan dorcas and pandora and regulus says their server, james, is cute and when barty tells james he smiles and throws a pick up line meanwhile regulus is blushing like an idiot
none of the slytherin skittles believe in therapy btw
harry potters dead parents and their dead friends and one (1) friend whos alive
why is everyone so pretty? what the hell. why is everyone so beautiful? stop
remus loves DC comics and james loves marvel. they fight over it a lot.
parents omg
their valedictorian swag has bewitched me mind body and soul
I don’t ‘develop’ headcanons. They come to me in visions and I know they’re correct.
marlene: i hate you. you are self-centered, shallow, arrogant, and full of yourself
dorcas: you’re loud, dim-witted, and think you’re amazing when really you’re so fucking annoying
marlene: i think we should make out though
dorcas: sounds good to me
this is sirius about remus you can't tell me otherwise
gawky, lanky, loser, socially awkward boys who looks like they never spoke to a woman and probably never felt the touch of one. Why are you such loners? Do you even try? Can you make friends at all? Are you that insecure? Why don't you go out? Wanna exchange numbers? I'm free tonight, wanna meet up? Wanna kiss?
my personal headcannons about the fanon marauders era folks !!anti j*r!!
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