Martin Blackwood Is Canonically Fat 👏🏼 Good At Rowing 👏🏼 Could And Would Defeat Alexander

Martin Blackwood is canonically fat 👏🏼 good at rowing 👏🏼 could and would defeat Alexander J Newall in hand-to-hand combat 👏🏼 and don’t you forget it 👏🏼

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1 year ago

here’s to a liberated palestine and an end to the occupation in 2024، إن شاء الله


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1 year ago
A right-wing meme featuring a picture of Donald Trump. The text meme has been edited with modified text, so it now reads, "Everything was so much fucking worse under Trump // I'm Canadian but I cried tears of joy when Trump lost the election on Destiel Canon Day. Do not fucking 'boycott' voting, that's not how democracy works. There's not going to be a glorious revolution or societal collapse. You have to vote. Please fucking vote. Voting is damage control in your fucked up two party system. If you are American you need to vote!!!"

please fucking vote

1 year ago
I Made These Muppet Michael And Gerry Stickers For My Friend @clairebearsparkles's Birthday This Year
I Made These Muppet Michael And Gerry Stickers For My Friend @clairebearsparkles's Birthday This Year

I made these muppet Michael and Gerry stickers for my friend @clairebearsparkles's birthday this year and was advised that tumblr would enjoy the designs as well.

[ID: Two drawings of characters from the Magnus Archives as Muppets. The first is Michael Shelley as a pink muppet with long, curly light blue hair and an orange scarf on. There are three swirls in pink, blue, and yellow colors floating around his head. He is waving his hands around excitedly.

The second is of Gerard Keay as a yellow muppet. He has green eyelids and a green top, wearing a purple leather jacket with patches over it. His purple and blond hair is straight, reaching his shoulders. He has an eye print on his neck.

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10 months ago
She Does Not Want To Die Burned In The Field, Please Help Us By Donating At The Link Gfm💔🥺🙏

She does not want to die burned in the field, please help us by donating at the link gfm💔🥺🙏

Donate to Help a family from Gaza, organized by Yaser Matar
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Hello, I am Ibtisam Al-Habil. My suffering began in 2014 when my husband was martyred, and I was … Yaser Matar needs your support for Help
1 year ago

people are calling what happened today in gaza “the flour massacre”

the flour massacre

these people just wanted to get food for their families, something as basic as flour, one of the things that the very core of humanity is built on, and israel used it as a trap to murder them in cold blood

evil is not enough of a word. there is not a word to describe what they are doing to palestine. they are bleeding her out, they are torturing her and crushing her and hoping that nothing is left to remember her by when they are done. how can anyone stand and watch what is being done with indifference? how can you watch this level of human suffering, this crime against life and feel nothing, do nothing

1 year ago
"The 9 Years Old Girl Who Remained Under The Rubble For 10 Hours Has Made It Safely. I See No One Sharing.
"The 9 Years Old Girl Who Remained Under The Rubble For 10 Hours Has Made It Safely. I See No One Sharing.

"The 9 years old girl who remained under the rubble for 10 hours has made it safely. I see no one sharing. If she were dead, everyone would share! Share positivity…"

Video of her ordeal.

1 year ago
Halloween In The Archives

Halloween in the archives

My drawing for the @seasons-in-the-archives Halloween event!

[ID: a cartoonish illustration of the four original archive staff Tim, Sasha, Jon, and Martin. They are all dressed as sheet ghosts in different colors with different details pertaining to each character.

Tim is the furthest left and has a reddish brown sheet covered in soot with a fuse on top of his head, he has a smug mischevious expression shown with just his eyes and eyebrows, he is also wearing red converse shoes and small hole shaped scars are seen on his legs which are a darker tan in color.

Sasha is next to Tim and dressed in a purple sheet with a white half mask like ‘the phantom of the opera’. her legs are dark brown and she’s wearing black boots. There are also Stiches on her sheet and her expression is happy and playful. Her hair sticks out in a puff of tight curls on top of her head. She is substantially taller than Tim.

Jon is next and dressed in a green sheet with small floating neon green eyes hovering in various places. He is wearing square glasses and has an annoyed expression. His legs are brown and also covered in small round scars. He is wearing a pair or green converse and is the shortest of them all.

Martin is last and the furthest right and wearing a dull blueish gray sheet with dog surrounding him, he is slightly turned with his back to the others and wears a somewhat flustered and timid expression. His skin is light and dull and his shoes are dull blue converse. He is the tallest of the four.

They are against an orange background with brown leaves falling around them and white flowers sprouting out of the ground by their feet. There is also some light green grass where the flowers are. In the bottom left corner is a watermark reading ‘@theludicroustadpole’ :END ID]


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1 year ago
Tweet from Alex Hirsch with the text: Against all laws of physics, logic, and good taste, Bill Cipher has somehow managed to write a book. This can’t be good. The Book of Bill invades book stores this July! #TheBookOfBill  , and a video of a digital book rotating, with flashing lights, and spooky audio.

Tweet link. (Beware: this video of the book has flashing lights and glitching graphics.)

Follow up tweet from Alex Hirsch, with text that says: "If Journal 3 was the angel on your shoulder, the Book of Bill is…for the other shoulder. You can pre-order now if you dare"  The image is a close-up of the book's cover, and it is a link to Books.disney.com

Link to tweet.

Link to Books.disney.com

Screenshot of Books.disney.com page for "The Book of Bill" (text below in post).
Screenshot from Books.disney.com of the description for "The Book of Bill" - text below in post.

Did you miss him? Admit it, you missed him.

The demon that terrorized Gravity Falls is back from the great beyond to finally tell his side of the story in The Book of Bill, written by none other than Bill Cipher himself.

Inside, Bill sheds light on his bizarre origins, his sinister effects on human history, the Pines family’s most embarrassing secrets, and the key to overthrowing the world (laid out in a handy step-by-step guide). This chaotic and beautifully illustrated tome contains baffling riddles, uncrackable ciphers, lost Journal 3 pages, ways to cheat death, the meaning of life, and a whole chapter on Silly Straws. But most importantly, The Book of Bill is deeply, deeply cursed.

Beware: This book travels to dimensions meant for older readers.

Alex Hirsch, #1 New York Times bestselling author, resuscitates this infamous villain and invites fans to a Bill’s eye view of the Gravity Falls universe. There are many who believe this book is too dangerous for human hands. But if you can’t resist, beware: Once you make a deal with Bill, it’s not so easily undone . . .

Released: July 23rd, 2024

Pages: 208

ISBN1368092209

9781368092203

Age Range: Adult

The Book of Bill cover: similar to the cover of the Journals from Gravity Falls, this is all black, with a red Bill Cipher in the center, and "The Book of Bill" below him in a red gothic font.  The corners feature a metallic-looking outline of Bill's upper half.  There is an image of a red wax seal in the upper left, that says "Travels to Dimensions Meant for Older Readers"
A screenshot from the Barnes & Noble pre-order page, that shows a B&N exclusive edition with gold coloring on the book cover image (Bill and the text are gold, rather than red as on the previous cover image).  Link in post.

Barnes & Noble exclusive edition!

This Barnes & Noble Exclusive Edition features a gold foil jacket and includes 16 extra pages of Bill's twisted life advice!

This also displays a link for a "Signed Book", for the same price as the B&N Exclusive. It is a signed copy of the B&N Exclusive edition.

Screenshot of the book cover for the Barnes & Noble special edition, with gold foil Bill. There is a gold sticker image at upper right that says "Barnes & Noble" EXCLUSIVE"

And just to round things off:

A screenshot of a tweet from the Oregon Parks Dept (an account run by Alex Hirsch), from after his announcement of The Book of Bill on his twitter.  It features a photo of a dremel tool, and a roughly carved wooden duck decoy.  Other text in post below.

Link to tweet.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. It’s a dremel. Learn the difference at Ranger Henson’s woodworking workshop every other Wednesday at 11 at our Administration Building

That's it for now! I'm sure there will be more later, but time to post this.

1 year ago
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