JJ: Wow, This Parking Is As Straight As I Am.

JJ: There’s nothing gays hate more than being treated like women, okay? We don’t want to go to your baby shower, we don’t have a time of the month, and we don’t love pink.

Pope: You love pink

JJ: No, pink loves me

Everyone at DisneyLand pt1

Kiara: is that a leash? JJ, *Holding the leash attached to their sons harness* No, its a child safety tether

Pope: It's a leash, don't judge us

JJ: we have a runner

Pope: Cooper is going through a phase, oh, we hope its a phase

JJ: He bolts every chance he gets

JJ, *chasing Cooper at the park* COOPER!

JJ, *chasing Cooper in town* COOPER!

JJ, *chasing Cooper out of Day care* COOPER!

JJ: So we had no choice but to put him on a child safety tether

Pope: its a leash, and... we did have a choice

Pope: I have a new hoodie.

JJ: Wrong.

JJ: We have a new hoodie.

JJ and Pope *staring into each other’s eyes*

John B *opens a beer*

JJ: we’re having a moment

John b: and I’m having a beer

Pope: JJ, I’m feeling like I don’t deserve to be loved

JJ: *in a baby voice* aw, bubbas, do you wanna cuddle? would that make you feel be-

JJ: *looks up to see Pope recording*

JJ: delete it. Fucking delete it.

JJ: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here.

Pope:

Pope: JJ, are you alright?

JJ: *sobs*

Cop: You ran a red light.

JJ: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

JJ: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.

Cleo: hey where's Pope?

Kiara: I don't know, hold on. We'll find him, just look at JJ.

Cleo: *looking at JJ* Pope isn't with him though.

Kiara: just follow his line of sight.

Kiara & Cleo: *follows JJ’s eyes to See Pope standing across the room talking to someone else*

Cleo: oh my god-

Kiara: yeah, that works 90 percent of the time

JJ: Did you know I can tell the time just by looking at the stars?

Pope: Really?

JJ: Yeah, John B taught me, wanna see?

Pope: Definitely

JJ: Alright

JJ: [looks up at the stars]

JJ: Its nighttime

Pope: Oh fuck off