Cop: You Ran A Red Light.

Kiara: I told JJ that every time he lies, his ears turn red

Sarah: what, why?

Kiara: watch

Kiara: JJ, do you have a crush on Pope?

JJ, covering his ears: no!

*JJ and Pope working on their new house together*

JJ: just pound the nail into the wall

Pope, muttering: I’ll pound you against a wall

JJ: In Legally Blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.

John B: JJ, this is real life, not an excellent movie

Random cat: Meow.

JJ: You sly bastard, I never would've thought of that.

Cleo: I'm sorry, but can he actually speak cat or is he just messing with us?

Pope: Knowing JJ... It may very well be both.

JJ: Bitches b like "I'm baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do you know about being baby you were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm bitches

Pope: I-

Pope: Well, JJ and I finally did it!

The rest of the pogues: what the fu-

Pope: That's right... We kissed!

JJ: *facepalms*

Kiara: pay up bitches

Sarah, John B and Cleo: *hand over money*

Pope: you bet on us?!?

Kiara: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie* 
JJ: You can't just skip to the happy ending! 
Kiara: I don't have time for their problems.

JJ: [banging his phone on the table in anger]

Pope: Hey, don't be mean to the phone- how would you like it if I banged You on the table, hmm?

JJ, eyes wide

Pope

JJ: yes ple-

Pope: DONT ANSWER THAT

Rafe : JJ sucks

Pope: mhm

Pope: he swallows too

Rafe: *absolutely horrified*