Pope : I’ve Been Dropping Them The Most Insanely Obvious Hints For Like A Year Now. No Response.

JJ at some point

JJ: With great hotness comes great responsibility

JJ: My hands are cold.

Pope : Here, let me hold them.

JJ: My lips are cold too.

Pope : *covers JJ’s mouth with his hand*

JJ, muffled: jokes on you, I’m into this

John B: how’s your head?

JJ: I haven’t had any complaints

John b, exasperated: your concussion, JJ.

JJ: oh! I’m fine

JJ: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Pope: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

JJ: I said within reason, Pope. How about I murder that guy?

Pope: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

JJ: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

JJ, screaming and running with a metal bin: I’M BREAKING THE WINDOW!

‘Emergency assistance, this is Trisha’

Pope: hi, we.. we locked our baby in the car and people are judging us

JJ: I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA BREAK IT

Pope: do not break it, you’ll get glass on him!

‘Sir, please tell your wife to relax, everything is going to be okay’

Pope: that’s a man

‘Really?’

JJ Maybank’s Camera Roll

Rafe : JJ sucks

Pope: mhm

Pope: he swallows too

Rafe: *absolutely horrified*

Pope: You know, usually people with daddy issues become strippers

JJ: I mean, the option is still available to me

Pope: Well, JJ and I finally did it!

The rest of the pogues: what the fu-

Pope: That's right... We kissed!

JJ: *facepalms*

Kiara: pay up bitches

Sarah, John B and Cleo: *hand over money*

Pope: you bet on us?!?

JJ at some point

JJ: When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all, ‘Whaaat?’

Pope, somewhere in the background: I married that idiot

John B, also somewhere in the background: Yes you did