JJ, Screaming And Running With A Metal Bin: I’M BREAKING THE WINDOW!

JJ, pointing: can I sit there?

Pope: that’s my lap

JJ: that still doesn’t answer my question

Pope, a mix of drunk and stoned: if karma won’t fuck you, I will

JJ, equally as drunk and stoned: is that a pick up line or a threat?

Pope: both.

The rest of the pogues watching:

Kiara: they’re fucking hopeless

JJ: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Pope: Okay.

JJ: And make out during the scary parts.

Pope: Th-

Pope: The scary parts.

Pope: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

JJ: ..yeah

Pope: some bottoms are just too bratty for their own good

JJ, immediately: and I took that personally.

Why JJPope would never last as a secret

John B: Hey, have you seen JJ?

Pope: I'M NOT SEEING JJ!

John B: What?

Pope: What?

JJ, in the distance: So much for playing it cool, Pope.

JJ: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.

John B: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

JJ: remember when I said I had to go to the pharmacy?

Pope: yeah?

JJ: they’re out of my ADHD meds for five days

Pope: oh my god

JJ: it’s going to be a fun week!

Pope: I’m going to my parents-

JJ: through sickness and in health mother fucker-

JJ: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Pope: What's that?

JJ : Remorse code.

Pope: I'm even angrier now.

Pope, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me

JJ, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.