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It's very funny to me that the stereotypical gelatinous cube is bright fucking green when the monster itself is almost perfectly transparent. Like its gimmick is that it's a monster that imitates an empty 10x10 hallway. How many people have fallen victim to gelatinous cubes because they "know" that the ooze is bright green and so don't bother to check the suspiciously clean corridor in front of them.

Happy Valentine's day folks #noromo

Biting someone is unironically one of my coping mechanisms /affectionate ways to show love

sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

Might i suggest:

k͡ǃǃ̃ʷʰ̃ and ʙ͡r͡ʀ͡ʜ (labialised nasalised aspirated retroflex click and the quadri-articulation of the Bilabial, alveolar, Uvular and Epiglottal trills)

I love the international phonetic alphabet

I also love one-off characters

since when has a scientific model been a religion?

heliocentrism, at it's core, is simply the idea that we, and all the other planets, orbit around the sun, as opposed to the sun and planets orbiting around us.

the idea itself was persecuted by Catholics when it was first theorized, and the guy who though of it was burnt alive iirk. Galileo supported the idea and was then put under house arrest by the Pope.

how can a model of the universe, based off of scientific evidence, be religious? it just doesn't make sense.

my brain is rotting people actually think heliocentrism is. a religion??? what??? why????

girl geocentrism is outdated by hundreds of years!!! what is up with flat earthers and equating everything they don't believe in to a religion.

this was. rather Strange but i like ranting about silly things. and Space

Ok, so maybe I poisoned the bread... with golden syrup... and forced everyone to watch themselves continue eating more and more... resulting in 15 deaths from overeating... maybe...

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

Me 25% of the time:

i have so many ideas and so little time

MOTHER UNHAND ME

If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

This is honestly so creative. Like, 1) hoW do you think of this stuff, and 2) wHY did it look so realistic?

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME