Andry Came From Andy And Audrey, So I Thought It Would Sound Androgynous. In Fairness, It Kinda Does.

Bet he didn't saw that coming

Tired noises.mp3.mp3.mp3.mp3....

he's so me

At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

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It's very funny to me that the stereotypical gelatinous cube is bright fucking green when the monster itself is almost perfectly transparent. Like its gimmick is that it's a monster that imitates an empty 10x10 hallway. How many people have fallen victim to gelatinous cubes because they "know" that the ooze is bright green and so don't bother to check the suspiciously clean corridor in front of them.

Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?

memeception

That one song from an ad that goes "Don't you forget about me. Don't don't don't don't. Don't you..."

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Actually discovering that drawing in a 200x200 canvas is fun as hell??? This is like writing in comic sans fucking awesome

Too true. Parents look to their children for flaws, not to themselves. They watch their kids never ask for help, not knowing how to, and get scolded for it, when the parents either don't ask for help themselves, or never actually need to, so the kids never learn to ask for help.

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids