Hey, What The Hell Is Your Profile Picture, Homedog? [/genuine]

Hot take, but personally, Odysseus has 100 problems and Eurylochus has caused at least 90% of them.

The Akatsuki's Shadow

WOO LFMAO

I am going to redo this on paper, with pencil and maybe even pen because I am honestly NOT the best when it comes to online/digital art (its not really my cup of tea but I try LFMAO)

This Fanart to the book

The Akatsuki's Shadow on Wattpad written KitAkatsuki! (@kittiakatsuki here on Tumblr)

Link here:

Book 1: A Taster of Modern Living - Akatsukixreader

Book 2: The Akatsuki's Shadow

other(s): Akatsuki Oneshots (Based on A Taster of Modern Living and Akatsuki's Shadow)

Thank you for elaborating on your kinks and preferences. I think I can whip up a story using what you listed. Though there may be some elements that aren't included, I'll let you decide if you want to include them or not. I can always modify it based on your comfort level. Thank you for answering my questions. I would like to receive the NSFW form please.

Alright, I will send it into your DMS!

ONE SHIP CHALLANGE WITH THE AKATSUKI

°•°Hidan•°•

2K words!

Shoves the whole fucking thing in his mouth, chew as casually as possible till the heat hits his tongue then he starts to chew REAL slow, tears pricking his eyes as his breathing grows ragged.

Finally he would 'swallow' and then let out the most gutteral, and ear peircing screetch as he scrambled to try and wash the nasty and hot ass taste from his mouth as he screams a string of curses

°•°Kakuzu•°•

Honestly, at first he wouldn't take it too seriously. But at first he would take a huge ass bite and glance at your ear face before chewing slightly. Imidiately his cheeks grow red, nose begins to run dispite his age- he then coughs into he ball of his hand with a hissing inhail.

"It's not hot." He stated bluntly, you just lift a finger to point at his very obviously tear filled eyes.

"Your eyes are waterin-"

"Shut the fuck up."

When you retreat back to your room hands raised in mocking surrender, that man dead ass is hastily making his way to guzzle down anything that might sooth his burning mouth, aching throat, and scorching stomach.

°•°Itachi•°•

He dead ass thought he could handle the heat. But nope!-

Popped that chip in his mouth and his hands are already flapping, tongue lulling from his mouth as he chants 'HOT' repeatedly with teary eyes.

You thought he would have been way more composed over this but again- you were wrong!-

You hand the man a nice soothing glass of milk to imidiately down as you coo in giggling comfort, voice laced with guilt.

"Are you okay Itachi?" You squeak slightly rubbing comforting circle along the little of his back.

The said man sat hunched forwards, elbows jabbing into his thichs as his head rested in his trembling hands. Breathing having gone ragged as his tongue hung from his mouth as if a panting dog.

"Yeah- yeah I'm fine- just stunned-" he lied.

You pout slightly again handing him the cup of milk to which he took greatfuly.

"I said you didn't have to do it if you didn't want too..." Placing the cup onto the end table next to the furnatures armrest he shook his head.

"If I don't want to do it I wouldn't have aten it. But now I regret it."

°•°Kisame•°•

Poor man-

You honestly refused to give him the chip in fear of what it would do to his stomach since his body has certain needs and things that he can't ingest due to his shark like appearance and shit.

But!

When you turned your head for just a MOMENT that black chip was already between his teeth. And gone.

You stated at him concerned as his cheeks begin to flush, eyes begin to water, chest raising stutteres and breathing hitches.

Without a sound that shark-man is dashing his way to the kitchen faster than the fitness gram pacer test to seek something- ANYTHING to sooth his aching soul.

°•°Sasori•°•

"No." And that was final. Door closing in your face as he slithered back to his desk to carve his puppets.

°•°Deidara•°•

Poor poor boy.

Remember how art is an explosion?

Not this explosion.

This one he fucking HATES with a burning hatred.

Deidara just nipped the corner of that chip- not too bad at first, yes it was spicy but that was just the beginning.

Seeing that the chip wasn't as hot as potrayed- he shoved the whole thing in his mouth with a nonchalant shrug, chewing away.

That was till his movements came to a hault and choked out a stiffled cough.

"You alright Dei?" You questioned, an amused smirk across your smug features.

Deidara trembled slightly before lifting a wavering thumb in false reassurance. "Yea-h I'm fine-" as if on cue he begins to hack violently, shoving his fingers down his throat to rid of the charcoal colored chip that he had so foolishly swallowed. As this was being done he yanked his hand away flapping it wildly as the mouth in his palm began to gape tongue lulling from its place in his hand.

"OW OW OW!" He whimpered, blowing on the snarling feature in his palm that now had the slightest specks of the devil's chip on its skin.

As the blond arsonist cried out in agony you screamed out in utterly laughter, throat growing raw from the large amount of air that left your lungs.

And with that, he- from now on- will make you bite into it first to make sure you didn't sneak a lill' surprise in there.

•°•Pein°•°

Just like Sasori, he declined your request/demand with much confidence.

•°•Tobi°•°

THIS POOR MAN-CHILD

HE TRUSTED YOU

"Now Tobi, this is REALLY hot..."

"Tobi can handle it!" He beamed, reaching his grabby hands toward the price of food that you yanked from his reach. Tobi let out a whine in protest as he slumped forwards, resting his weight against your now leaning figure.

You handed him the chip reluctantly before it was snatched form your fingers and downed almost imidiately by the Uchiha.

"(Y/n)-Chan! That was goo-" his sentence was cut incredibly short- stopped with a hissing gasp as his hands began to wave violently from under the cloaks sleeves, you could see the heat in his ears as his face was covered by the orange mask.

You imidiately felt bad as he began to wait in agony, dashing around the hide out as if it were caught ablaze, screeching that his mouth was going to wither away!

You had grabbed the poor man a large glass of milk to sooth his aching tummy.

"Tobi is never going to trust you again..." He spoke, voice hinted with betrayal as you stroked the crown of his head, sweeping back the short black locks of his hair. You snickered slightly at the males words.

"Hey, don't blame me. I warned you and you didn't listen to me. Like a always say- 'curiosity killed the cat'-"

"-But this time satisfaction did NOT bring it back."

•°•Zetsu°•°

"No thank you (Y/n), Not interested in your stupid little experiment."

"Don't be rude- I don't want to do it."

This went on for too long, so you just walked away.

•°•Konan°•°

You absolutely REFUSED to give this angel of a woman the chip. You would NEVER harm this absolute love of a dove.

"So, the others have told me about this 'One chip challenge' that you have been doing. I also heard from Pein-sama that you even offered him up for the challenge. But I was curious as to why you haven't offered me yet?" Her voice was soft, a twinge of sorrow tainted her tone. You imidiately hopped form your place on the couch, approaching the emotionally hurt purple-haired tiger-lilly-eyed woman that you adored.

"No no no! Konan, I would never exclude you from anything fun! It's that the chip is really hot and I don't want you getting sick and stuff! I like you too much!" You then explained the meaning behind why you hadn't offered the lady a chip to which she nodded in understanding.

"Awe, (Y/n), your so generous. And I appreciate you telling me because I am honestly not the type who enjoys spicy things like that. It would hurt my stomach. But thank you for saving me the agony, unlike the others."

You snickered nervously.

"No problem Konan!"

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Hi there. I would like to place an nsfw mha request please. But before I fill out the form, I have some questions I want to ask if that's okay.

Of course! if its something you don't wish for others to read in fear of spoilers DM me!

It's quite alright. I don't mind asking here.

So first, how do you feel about the following kinks? Male bondage, chastity cages, gags, exhibitionism, drowning, male orgasms, public nudity, consensual gangbangs, hypnosis, duct tape mummification, consensual servitude, dub con, non con, humiliation, harem boys. I'll choose the ones that you're comfortable with. Also, what type of dark content/themes are you comfortable with writing? And which of these characters would you be up for writing about? All Might, Aizawa, Present Mic, Rock Lock, All For One.

Alright, So I am comforable with:

Bondage ( for both male and female, you pick)

Dubcon/noncon (Example: like giving consent to being used while sleeping, I kind of refrain from overall rape in general but it it fits the scene then its a hard maybe.)

Servitude (googled it)

Bondage in general

Since this question is also being asked I'll give you a few more kinks that I'm comfortable with writing:

Orgasm denial

Minor cum inflation

cream pie

oral fixations (both M and F receiving)

Legal age gap (so no student x teacher shit sorry, should have specified earlier in my terms and rules)

mutual masturbation

cock warming (both resulting to sex and not)

Discipline

Breath play (minor)

Sex while watching porn

Toys

Sensation play (candle's, ice cubes, ect)

Tentacles (never really written it but it seems fun)

Voyeurism

I'll make an NSFW google form to fill out, too but it'll only be given out to people over the age of 18, so minors and ageless blogs can't get it and It'll only be sent through DM's. Can't be too careful nowadays, I like being careful lol.

And I don't mind doing all of them!

I can do one if you want me to, I can do all of them even, put it into a sort of 'headcannon' fashion??

The kind of dark content I was originally intending when I mentioned it was like: murder, gore, blood, genoside and all of that stuff. I don't really mind, I'll let you know if its a no-go when you ask it!

Hope this clears things up!

Fnaf SB X NonBi!Blacklight!Drummer!Animatronic!reader

Beat Of Your Own Drum

Request: No

Pairing(s): None, platonic

Warnings: Mentions of Bonnie (I found that Bonnie is a sensitive subject for some.),

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, part 4, Part 5, ANNOUNCEMENT

First interaction/Opinions

When your future arrival was first announced the animatronics were informed that you would be taking a place on stage alongside them as a drummer. But also informed that Bonnie Bowl would be reconstructed into (Y/N)'s Boom Room.

Freddy was not as big of a fan at the mentions of his old friend's area being taken over by a total stranger, to say the least it affected him the most. What if you weren't fit for the responsibility of caring for such an important (according to Freddy at least) room? What if you tore it apart and destroyed all that was left of his buddy?

Montgomery on the other hand seemed overjoyed at the mention of that god forsaken eyesore of a Bowling alley finally disappearing. But did not seem so happy about the new arrival, but you are winning your way to his good side even though he hasn't even spoken to the yet arrived new attraction.

Chica, the same as Freddy was not very joyous over the whole ordeal of the alley's demise but she was quite excited about the arrival of their new bandmate.

As time passed the crew began to notice changes around the plex, bigger brighter and more eye-catching posters, the large sized (what they guessed to be) drum set that sat at the far corner of the stage, sheet tossed over the equipment to keep children and parents from questioning.

They also watched with saddened hearts as the sign from Bonnie Bowl was removed and construction had resumed as scheduled.

a few (2 long) months later

When the day came, a squad of movers backed a large truck to the front of the empty building, since it had been closed to 'Welcome the new recruit'

after getting your crate moved inside, they set the heavy box of machinery onto the tiled flooring. A few mechanics took it to the main stage that had been emptied of any of the band members so the workers could do what needed to be done.

It took a hot minute to get your crate open after descending into the parts and service under the main stage, it took quite a few crowbars and pounding hammers, the business you had come from said it was a 'safety precaution' for if something happened or they got lost you would not get damaged or stolen "If they were stolen from the truck the thief would have one hell of a time trying to pry that crate open! We need to keep our best work of art and latest advanced piece of technology safe after all!"

After a lengthy time, consuming check up on your electrical, movement programing, systems and vocal checkups on the operation table in the Protective Cylinder you ascended back onto the lift for the main show stage.

as the show stage lift jolted to a stop you were greeted by the four main band-men (Women)(mates)

At first, they were confused, and somewhat awe struck at your rather dark? appearance. Your body was encased with black plushed fur, but your stomach, snout, eyes, arm guards, kneecaps, feet(paws) and the inside of your ears were painted with vibrant neon colors that mainly consisted of red, blue, green and pinks.

Roxy was the first to welcome you to the plex and the new part of the band surprisingly, you honestly expected that Freddy or Chica would have been the ones who would warmly welcome you.

Speaking of Freddy, he stood quite a way away... eyeing you from afar. He despised the twinge of resentment that bubbled in the pit of his programing, he hadn't even heard you speak or interact with the others yet. That was till Roxanne tossed her arm over your shoulders.

Now that he saw your size difference, he rubbed the back of his neck. You were quite short compared to the rest. (You're not that short but you are quite short lmao)

The electricians warned the animatronics and workers that the lights were to momentarily to go out to check the new lights that were installed around the Plex.

As soon as the words leave the workers mouth the lights are shut down and immediately long black lights illuminated the building.

Again, in awe the crew gazed upon your magnificence, your body painted in neon glowed, illuminating the room with vibrant pigments.

___________________________

Part 1 finished! Part 2 coming soon if this gets enough attention

NO BECAUSE WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE!?

I AM HOWELING WTF

Kisame and Itachi do be looking good tho-

I do have that NSFW form completed now, if you want me to send it to you, please let me know!

It's quite alright. I don't mind asking here.

So first, how do you feel about the following kinks? Male bondage, chastity cages, gags, exhibitionism, drowning, male orgasms, public nudity, consensual gangbangs, hypnosis, duct tape mummification, consensual servitude, dub con, non con, humiliation, harem boys. I'll choose the ones that you're comfortable with. Also, what type of dark content/themes are you comfortable with writing? And which of these characters would you be up for writing about? All Might, Aizawa, Present Mic, Rock Lock, All For One.

Alright, So I am comforable with:

Bondage ( for both male and female, you pick)

Dubcon/noncon (Example: like giving consent to being used while sleeping, I kind of refrain from overall rape in general but it it fits the scene then its a hard maybe.)

Servitude (googled it)

Bondage in general

Since this question is also being asked I'll give you a few more kinks that I'm comfortable with writing:

Orgasm denial

Minor cum inflation

cream pie

oral fixations (both M and F receiving)

Legal age gap (so no student x teacher shit sorry, should have specified earlier in my terms and rules)

mutual masturbation

cock warming (both resulting to sex and not)

Discipline

Breath play (minor)

Sex while watching porn

Toys

Sensation play (candle's, ice cubes, ect)

Tentacles (never really written it but it seems fun)

Voyeurism

I'll make an NSFW google form to fill out, too but it'll only be given out to people over the age of 18, so minors and ageless blogs can't get it and It'll only be sent through DM's. Can't be too careful nowadays, I like being careful lol.

And I don't mind doing all of them!

I can do one if you want me to, I can do all of them even, put it into a sort of 'headcannon' fashion??

The kind of dark content I was originally intending when I mentioned it was like: murder, gore, blood, genoside and all of that stuff. I don't really mind, I'll let you know if its a no-go when you ask it!

Hope this clears things up!

When or if I graduate. I am going to go on stage and proceed to tie my headband around my head and declare that I am now a Jonin.

But plot twist, the headband I currently own is Itachi's.

Now I really want red eye contacts.