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Unfortunately, I will be indefinitely be away from this and many other sights with my writings, as many of you may know, AO3 was scraped and many fanfiction and original works along with a few of my own were used to train an AI made for writing.

This also means the google docs used for taking requests will be disabled and possibly unpublished in general.

It has left me unable to write and has put me in an art block that I can't seem to escape, some of the people who have submitted requests and I have started on have noticed this as well and I apologize sincerely that your own Idea's will not be published, and to those I give full permission to use the bulleten docs I have written on and to do with them as you please since it was your idea's I was supposed to bring to life and am now unable to do so.

It has gutted me knowing that the work and dedication I have put into my creations has been stiped away, that my ideas, my planning, my plots and other points were torn from me and other creators with barely any word until recently. I have made many accounts here on Tumblr and other websights such as: Wattpad, Quotev, AO3, and other places but due to the AO3 incident I will no longer be publishing my work publically in fear of my hard work being once more torn away.

I am not sure if Tumblr or any of the websights I use have been snagged by AI or not but I do not want to risk this from happening again. I sincerely apologize, maybe one day in the near or far future I will return to my accounts and indulge in my hobbies but now is not the time, nor may it ever be.

-Sincerely,

Alabastor

Not sure if I mentioned how dedicated I am to making my writing as historically accurately as possible, no matter the writing.

I dead ass bought the Iliad and the Odyssey and assassin's creed Odyssey.

I bought the book because of special interest, and I can organically get information for my Greek mythology/EPIC writings.

Bought the assassin's creed to get a map of Odysseus' palace and it's in shambles, like the building is nothing but relics. Not even the ceiling exists man like- so I have to go off a whim with this shit.

With mha, I bought the movies, and watched the multi-hour lore videos directing characters taking notes. So I don't get my requests done very fast because of it but it's fun for the most part

Guess who finally got some time off of work to write requests!

Hot take, but personally, Odysseus has 100 problems and Eurylochus has caused at least 90% of them.

Current WIP's and the order they will be written in!

"Anything For You, Your Highness." A Platonic FTM Reader x Odypen (SFW) - Sumary: After Odysseus hadn't returned in over twelve years and the Suitors start to grow restless, Reader; a long time friend and servant of the royal family takes matters into their own hands to assure that Penelope can stick to her promise of staying loyal to her husband and the only way they knew how to do so was to become a 'suitor' themself.

"Turn Up The Heat" Rock Lock x Male Reader (NSFW) - Sumary: Finaly returning home after ten years from over seas as a sex therapist, reader reunites with his long time friend Keiko and her husband Ken also known as the her Rock Lock, managing to befriend the seasoned hero. On one fateful day the topic of their failing sexlife comes up and Reader offers a generous hand to spice things up.

Greek Mythology (Epic the Musical included) Masterlist:

Green = Finished

Orange = Coming soon

Pink = Link

Telemacus: Coming soon!

Odyseus: Coming soon!

Penelopy: Coming soon!

Poesidon: Coming soon!

Zeus: Coming soon!

Eurylochus: Coming soon!

Polites: Coming soon!

Athena: Coming soon!

Hermes: Coming soon!

Calypso: Coming soon!

Antinous: Coming soon!

Other:

Anything For You; your Highness (Platonic Ftm Reader x Odypen) Sumary: After Odysseus hadn't returned in over twelve years and the Suitors start to grow restless, Reader; a long time friend and servant of the royal family takes matters into their own hands to assure that Penelope can stick to her promise of staying loyal to her husband and the only way they knew how to do so was to become a 'suitor' themself.

My Hero Academia; Villain's Masterlist!

Orange = Coming Soon

Pink = Link

Writing Submittion form: Here!

Tomura Shigaraki: Coming soon!

Toga Himiko: Coming soon!

Dabi/Touya: Coming soon!

Twice: Coming soon!

Magne: Coming soon!

Spinner: Coming soon!

Mr. Compress: Coming soon!

All For One: Coming soon!

Overhaul: Coming soon!

Rampa: Coming soon!

Gentle Criminal and La Brava: Coming soon!

Stain: Coming soon!

Kurogiri: Coming soon!

Other: Coming soon!

My Hero Acadmia; Heroes masterlist!

Orange = Coming soon

Pink = Link

Writing Submittion form: Here!

Shota Aizawa (Eraserhead): Coming soon!

Hizashi Yamada (Present Mic): Coming soon!

Enji Todoroki (Endeavor): Coming soon!

Keigo Takami (Hawks): Coming soon!

Rumi Usagiyama (Miriko): Coming soon!

Taishiro Toyomitsu (Fatgum): Coming soon!

Tsunagu Hakamada (Best Jeanist): Coming soon!

Ryuko Tatsuma (Ryukyu): Coming soon!

Cathleen Bate (Star and Stripe): Coming soon!

Mirai Sasaki (Sir Nighteye): Coming soon!

Toshinori Yagi (All Might): Coming soon!

Kaina Tutsumi (Lady Nagant): Coming soon!

Other:

Ken Takagi (Rock Lock): "Turn Up The Heat" (NSFW) Requested by: @princeasimdiya12 Word count: Coming soon! Sumary: Finaly returning home after ten years from over seas as a sex therapist, reader reunites with his long time friend Keiko and her husband Ken also known as the her Rock Lock, managing to befriend the seasoned hero. On one fateful day the topic of their failing sexlife comes up and Reader offers a generous hand to spice things up.

My Hero Academia Masterlist!

Pink = Link

Orange = Coming soon

Writing Request form: Here!

Izuku Midoriya: Coming Soon!

Katsuki Bakugo: Coming Soon!

Shoto Todoroki: Coming Soon!

Kyoka Jiro: Coming Soon!

Mashirao Ojiro: Coming Soon!

Rikido Sato: Coming Soon!

Mezou Shoji: Coming Soon!

Eijiro Kirishima: Coming Soon!

Denki Kaminari: Coming Soon!

Ochaco Uraraka: Coming Soon!

Tsuyu Asui: Coming Soon!

Yuga Aoyama: Coming Soon!

Tenya Iida: Coming Soon!

Hanta Sero: Coming Soon!

Fumikage Tokoyami: Coming Soon!

Mina Ashido: Coming Soon!

Momo Yaoyorozu: Coming Soon!

Hitoshi Shinso: Coming Soon!

Other: Coming Soon!

Heroes Masterlist: Here!

Thank you for elaborating on your kinks and preferences. I think I can whip up a story using what you listed. Though there may be some elements that aren't included, I'll let you decide if you want to include them or not. I can always modify it based on your comfort level. Thank you for answering my questions. I would like to receive the NSFW form please.

Alright, I will send it into your DMS!

I do have that NSFW form completed now, if you want me to send it to you, please let me know!

It's quite alright. I don't mind asking here.

So first, how do you feel about the following kinks? Male bondage, chastity cages, gags, exhibitionism, drowning, male orgasms, public nudity, consensual gangbangs, hypnosis, duct tape mummification, consensual servitude, dub con, non con, humiliation, harem boys. I'll choose the ones that you're comfortable with. Also, what type of dark content/themes are you comfortable with writing? And which of these characters would you be up for writing about? All Might, Aizawa, Present Mic, Rock Lock, All For One.

Alright, So I am comforable with:

Bondage ( for both male and female, you pick)

Dubcon/noncon (Example: like giving consent to being used while sleeping, I kind of refrain from overall rape in general but it it fits the scene then its a hard maybe.)

Servitude (googled it)

Bondage in general

Since this question is also being asked I'll give you a few more kinks that I'm comfortable with writing:

Orgasm denial

Minor cum inflation

cream pie

oral fixations (both M and F receiving)

Legal age gap (so no student x teacher shit sorry, should have specified earlier in my terms and rules)

mutual masturbation

cock warming (both resulting to sex and not)

Discipline

Breath play (minor)

Sex while watching porn

Toys

Sensation play (candle's, ice cubes, ect)

Tentacles (never really written it but it seems fun)

Voyeurism

I'll make an NSFW google form to fill out, too but it'll only be given out to people over the age of 18, so minors and ageless blogs can't get it and It'll only be sent through DM's. Can't be too careful nowadays, I like being careful lol.

And I don't mind doing all of them!

I can do one if you want me to, I can do all of them even, put it into a sort of 'headcannon' fashion??

The kind of dark content I was originally intending when I mentioned it was like: murder, gore, blood, genoside and all of that stuff. I don't really mind, I'll let you know if its a no-go when you ask it!

Hope this clears things up!

This is the post for Asks that may be important down the road!

Pink = Link

Kinks I will write for: Here! (NSFW)

It's quite alright. I don't mind asking here.

So first, how do you feel about the following kinks? Male bondage, chastity cages, gags, exhibitionism, drowning, male orgasms, public nudity, consensual gangbangs, hypnosis, duct tape mummification, consensual servitude, dub con, non con, humiliation, harem boys. I'll choose the ones that you're comfortable with. Also, what type of dark content/themes are you comfortable with writing? And which of these characters would you be up for writing about? All Might, Aizawa, Present Mic, Rock Lock, All For One.

Alright, So I am comforable with:

Bondage ( for both male and female, you pick)

Dubcon/noncon (Example: like giving consent to being used while sleeping, I kind of refrain from overall rape in general but it it fits the scene then its a hard maybe.)

Servitude (googled it)

Bondage in general

Since this question is also being asked I'll give you a few more kinks that I'm comfortable with writing:

Orgasm denial

Minor cum inflation

cream pie

oral fixations (both M and F receiving)

Legal age gap (so no student x teacher shit sorry, should have specified earlier in my terms and rules)

mutual masturbation

cock warming (both resulting to sex and not)

Discipline

Breath play (minor)

Sex while watching porn

Toys

Sensation play (candle's, ice cubes, ect)

Tentacles (never really written it but it seems fun)

Voyeurism

I'll make an NSFW google form to fill out, too but it'll only be given out to people over the age of 18, so minors and ageless blogs can't get it and It'll only be sent through DM's. Can't be too careful nowadays, I like being careful lol.

And I don't mind doing all of them!

I can do one if you want me to, I can do all of them even, put it into a sort of 'headcannon' fashion??

The kind of dark content I was originally intending when I mentioned it was like: murder, gore, blood, genoside and all of that stuff. I don't really mind, I'll let you know if its a no-go when you ask it!

Hope this clears things up!

Hi there. I would like to place an nsfw mha request please. But before I fill out the form, I have some questions I want to ask if that's okay.

Of course! if its something you don't wish for others to read in fear of spoilers DM me!

TheeYoungAlabastorAlt's Fandom's and masterlists and Fandoms:

Orange = Comming soon

Pink = Link

Click here for my request rules, blog rules, and asks!!

(REMEMBER IT IS ALL LGBTQIA FRIENDLY)

Greek Mythology (Epic The Musical: Here!

Wiriting commission form: Here!

Naruto: Here!

Wiriting commission form: Here!

My Hero Academia: Here!

Wiriting commission form: Here!

My Villain Academia: Here!

Wiriting commission form: Here!

MHA Hero Masterlist: Here!

Wiriting commission form: Here!

𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝕬𝖑𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗'𝖘 𝖂𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖋𝖚𝖑 𝕬𝖇𝖔𝖉𝖊!

Last updated: March 26th, 2025

MHA Writing Request sheet: Here!

MHA Villains Writing Request sheet: Here!

MHA Heroes Writing Request sheet: Here!

Greek Mythology Writing Request sheet: Here!

Naruto Writing Request sheet: Here!

Note!: In order to receive the NSFW request sheets, you must be over the age of 18! Underage and ageless blogs will be turned away from receiving the NSFW request sheets, if you would like one, please DM me personally! Thank you!

𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐬: Al, Alabastor, Alastor,

𝐀𝐠𝐞: 21

𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬: He/Him

𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲: January 7th

Relationship Status: Taken!

LGBTQ, and OC friendly!!!!

Please be aware that I am Dyslexic to a certain degree, meaning that spelling will undboubtedly be off and some words that may be used for the writings might mean one thing when I think they mean another. I also have no set schedule for writing, for I am a person with a job and a family to take care of.

My "Special Interest's" will, without question change rapidly, say one moment I will be into FNaF, and the next I'm frothing at the mouth about MLP infection AU's!

Some of my writings will sometimes contain dark and mature content, those articles will be labled before the words: 'under the cut' if any of them may be harmful to you, your mindset or overall health it is advised you avoid it, but alas I am not responsable for your wellbeing and mental health so proceed with caution.

In generality, anyone can read my writing and see the content I post, it is sugested those who are at least 15+ interact and 18+ for my NSFW content, but again I cannot control what media you consume.

If those under the age of 18 interact with the NSFW rated writing and ignoring the warnings listed on the media you are willingly consuming the content. I am fine if you like the post but please under any circumstances, directed to the younger audiance do not comment for mine and others comfort. And do not boast about being underage and reading explicet content, I may have to remove you from the post and block your blog!

This being mentioned, please be kind to your fellow readers and requester's, approach anyone on my posts in a way interperted as agressive (please specify if you are using sarcasm) you will promptly be blocked! Please take this into precaution.

𝗥𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗲𝘁" 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘃𝗲:

Email's, names, or any form of information WILL NOT be shared, all that is requested is that you drop your Blog AOL (@) if you wish to be mention in the request you have submitted, other than that, nothing else will be released for everyone's emails and names are not even able to be seen by me!

When requesting 18+ (NSFW) content, it is advised you are at that age or atleast over it when doing so!

When requesting SFW content, any age can request but please put as much detail into the request as possible, the form does NOT have a word limit!

When filling out the sheet, please put as much detail into the request as humanly possible, the more information given the more accurately I can write the media and it helps my brain lay out a general foundation of what goes where, how it will happen and it will let my brain plan around the atmosphere and overall feel of your request meaning I can do my best works! The form does NOT have a word limit to my knowledge so please, don't be shy!

If I did not write about your request, please do not be upset, I can be picky with my writings and may skip over some and stick to a particular genre or fandom before going to the next, again please don't be upset or think I have anything against you its just how my brain works!

Also, please don't be weird, I have had people in the past request some rather alarming and off putting scenario's in both the SFW and NSFW genre.

I write for fun as a hoby so please do not make it feel like a chore!

The request form given to the public is the SFW version! If you would like the NSFW form, please directly message me for it! Ageless blogs and ones under 18 will be denied access, please be respectful, I will check!

𝐓𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐈 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫:

Fluff

Angst

Platonic

Romantic

Hurt/comfort

Hurt

Dark

Hybrid/nonhuman

AU's

Legal Age gaps

Genderbend

MLM

WLW

Poly relationships

𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 "𝐈𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱":

It is alwasy open! Though be aware I have a rather harsh case of imposter syndrome and Writers Block which occures more often than not so please work with me lol.

Asside from requests, my inbox is always open, so do not be afraid to interact with me as you please! Send me goofy things, quotes, memes, art, your own writing, I don't care, I love seeing the the things people come up with and how their brains make such magnificent things out of practically nothing!

To be mentioned again, if you are going to be rude. DO NOT COME TO MY TOWN >:( for your aks will be promptly deleted when found and if you are being rude as an ANON I will approach the ask with just as much hostility if not more. If you can dish it but can't take it, Womp womp.

𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 "𝐃𝐌'𝐒":

They are mainly used for if there is an issue that can be resolved privitly as well as concerns.

These are also good to use for when you don't want to put too much detail into an ask in the goofle form and want to directly message it to me, you are entirely welcome to do so!

Please refrain from directly messaging me asside from the reasons listed above!

Masterlist's are: Here!

Important asks: Here! (Both NSFW and SFW)

Current WIP's and Writing list: Here! (Both SFW and NSFW)

If you were in the MHA universe, what would be your reason for becoming a hero"?

Please respond in the comments because I need other unbiased oppinions because most of the characters I write or make end up with the same past experiences and want to spice things up a bit. Much thanks! <3

Honor or avenge a loved one.

Push 'those types' of heroes out and expose them to the public.

Embrace the power your Quirk holds (If you have one).

Wish to preotect the innocent.

Enact your hate towards villains or injustice.

To get the fuel of the thrill and adrenaline (adrenaline junkie).

To pull yourself or a family member out of poverty.

Wanting to make a differece in the world of heroes and villains.

Seeking redemption (A past villain, criminal or vigilante).

To become the protector you needed but never got.

Searching for a form of purpose.

Simply can't stand on the sidelines any longer.

Wanting to prove your worth to someone or a series of people.

The simple view of being respected.

To continue the line of heroism in your families past and or bloodline.

To change how heroes and villains are viewed.

Wanting to give back to a community.

Beleiving the heroes in your place of residence aren't doing enough to protect the people they vowed to serve.

Wanting to feel in control of your own life and or control how some things may be controled (Lack of justice, help bring down villain rates, ect)

To up someone you have personal vendeta against.

To act on your strong morals and ethics.

Wishing to take down a certain group of villains/ criminals without getting into legal trouble for unlawful heroism.

If you guys have any other ideas to toss in, please do because i need them lol!

Sorry if some of these are repeats of a nother question lol, I'm just writing down what comes to mind :P

There once was a man.

That clutched the hilt of a sword gleaming in light as he cut down government with a foul swoop; as the chat apon the screen sped bye with continuous chants.

I am proud to say that I have been one amongst the many to have made his dream a reality. Through the adrenaline filled victory cries as he completed yet another Skyblock round. To the ugly cries and throat clenching sobs that cracked mine and so many others.

He made such an impact on our lives even from behind the screen.

At the anouncent of the Blood God himself- Technoblade's passing just hours ago I weep.

My heart goes out to the ones he loved and held so dear, and the many that- like myself- encouraged and watched him till the very end.

Fly high our God of Blood, Technoblade for you will be missed surverely within the Minecraft and YouTube cominuty for centuries to come.

"Technoblade never dies." And he never will for he will forever love within our hearts.

NO I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

So I have a head cannon for C!Eret's chat which are ferrets that follow her around and shit.

But I had this magical idea that one-day Eret is just sitting in his throne arms resting on the armrests. But he gets the sudden urge to fucking poke at one the Ferrets that are just fucking KOed on their lap.

But when she pokes them, they don't move. So this singular ferret on his lap as limp AF I mean in that deep sleep when it suddenly hits her like- "Ayo, this mf might be dead!"

So our sweet hearted king like in the midst of a panic hastily scoops the poor thing up and shakes it like:

"Aye! (Sleeping chat members name) Wake up!.... Oh shit they might actually be dead."

But within seconds of them saying that the ferret groggily jerks wake with stanky ass breath as they yawn.

And Eret's like:

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

(This is my online persona, Stereo)

Don't you just fucking love when a little ass 8 year old walks a little too close behind you and you warn them NINE FUCKING TIMES and then THEY FUCKING LAUGH WHEN YOU WARN THEM

BUT FOUR MINUTES LATER THEY GET ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED BY YOUR FADOKUS ASS WHILE SWINGING BECAUSE THEY RAN BEHIND YOU, START CRYING, TELL THEIR MOTHER, BLAME YOU, THEN YOU GETTING YOUR ASS CHEWED OUT BECAUSE 'They hit their head' AND THEN THE FUCKING PARK MANAGER HAS TO PULL UP FUCKING FOOTAGE OF YOU WARNING THE CHILD MULTIPLE TIMES, THEN GETTING HIT, SO THE MOTHER DOESNT 'press charges' BECAUSE THEIR FUCKING CHILD MADE FACIAL CONTACT WITH MY FAT APROACHING ASS DESPITE CLEARLY BEING WARNED!?

My fat fadonkus ass: 1

Dumb ass 8yo: 0

The Akatsuki's Shadow

WOO LFMAO

I am going to redo this on paper, with pencil and maybe even pen because I am honestly NOT the best when it comes to online/digital art (its not really my cup of tea but I try LFMAO)

This Fanart to the book

The Akatsuki's Shadow on Wattpad written KitAkatsuki! (@kittiakatsuki here on Tumblr)

Link here:

Book 1: A Taster of Modern Living - Akatsukixreader

Book 2: The Akatsuki's Shadow

other(s): Akatsuki Oneshots (Based on A Taster of Modern Living and Akatsuki's Shadow)

ONE SHIP CHALLANGE WITH THE AKATSUKI

°•°Hidan•°•

2K words!

Shoves the whole fucking thing in his mouth, chew as casually as possible till the heat hits his tongue then he starts to chew REAL slow, tears pricking his eyes as his breathing grows ragged.

Finally he would 'swallow' and then let out the most gutteral, and ear peircing screetch as he scrambled to try and wash the nasty and hot ass taste from his mouth as he screams a string of curses

°•°Kakuzu•°•

Honestly, at first he wouldn't take it too seriously. But at first he would take a huge ass bite and glance at your ear face before chewing slightly. Imidiately his cheeks grow red, nose begins to run dispite his age- he then coughs into he ball of his hand with a hissing inhail.

"It's not hot." He stated bluntly, you just lift a finger to point at his very obviously tear filled eyes.

"Your eyes are waterin-"

"Shut the fuck up."

When you retreat back to your room hands raised in mocking surrender, that man dead ass is hastily making his way to guzzle down anything that might sooth his burning mouth, aching throat, and scorching stomach.

°•°Itachi•°•

He dead ass thought he could handle the heat. But nope!-

Popped that chip in his mouth and his hands are already flapping, tongue lulling from his mouth as he chants 'HOT' repeatedly with teary eyes.

You thought he would have been way more composed over this but again- you were wrong!-

You hand the man a nice soothing glass of milk to imidiately down as you coo in giggling comfort, voice laced with guilt.

"Are you okay Itachi?" You squeak slightly rubbing comforting circle along the little of his back.

The said man sat hunched forwards, elbows jabbing into his thichs as his head rested in his trembling hands. Breathing having gone ragged as his tongue hung from his mouth as if a panting dog.

"Yeah- yeah I'm fine- just stunned-" he lied.

You pout slightly again handing him the cup of milk to which he took greatfuly.

"I said you didn't have to do it if you didn't want too..." Placing the cup onto the end table next to the furnatures armrest he shook his head.

"If I don't want to do it I wouldn't have aten it. But now I regret it."

°•°Kisame•°•

Poor man-

You honestly refused to give him the chip in fear of what it would do to his stomach since his body has certain needs and things that he can't ingest due to his shark like appearance and shit.

But!

When you turned your head for just a MOMENT that black chip was already between his teeth. And gone.

You stated at him concerned as his cheeks begin to flush, eyes begin to water, chest raising stutteres and breathing hitches.

Without a sound that shark-man is dashing his way to the kitchen faster than the fitness gram pacer test to seek something- ANYTHING to sooth his aching soul.

°•°Sasori•°•

"No." And that was final. Door closing in your face as he slithered back to his desk to carve his puppets.

°•°Deidara•°•

Poor poor boy.

Remember how art is an explosion?

Not this explosion.

This one he fucking HATES with a burning hatred.

Deidara just nipped the corner of that chip- not too bad at first, yes it was spicy but that was just the beginning.

Seeing that the chip wasn't as hot as potrayed- he shoved the whole thing in his mouth with a nonchalant shrug, chewing away.

That was till his movements came to a hault and choked out a stiffled cough.

"You alright Dei?" You questioned, an amused smirk across your smug features.

Deidara trembled slightly before lifting a wavering thumb in false reassurance. "Yea-h I'm fine-" as if on cue he begins to hack violently, shoving his fingers down his throat to rid of the charcoal colored chip that he had so foolishly swallowed. As this was being done he yanked his hand away flapping it wildly as the mouth in his palm began to gape tongue lulling from its place in his hand.

"OW OW OW!" He whimpered, blowing on the snarling feature in his palm that now had the slightest specks of the devil's chip on its skin.

As the blond arsonist cried out in agony you screamed out in utterly laughter, throat growing raw from the large amount of air that left your lungs.

And with that, he- from now on- will make you bite into it first to make sure you didn't sneak a lill' surprise in there.

•°•Pein°•°

Just like Sasori, he declined your request/demand with much confidence.

•°•Tobi°•°

THIS POOR MAN-CHILD

HE TRUSTED YOU

"Now Tobi, this is REALLY hot..."

"Tobi can handle it!" He beamed, reaching his grabby hands toward the price of food that you yanked from his reach. Tobi let out a whine in protest as he slumped forwards, resting his weight against your now leaning figure.

You handed him the chip reluctantly before it was snatched form your fingers and downed almost imidiately by the Uchiha.

"(Y/n)-Chan! That was goo-" his sentence was cut incredibly short- stopped with a hissing gasp as his hands began to wave violently from under the cloaks sleeves, you could see the heat in his ears as his face was covered by the orange mask.

You imidiately felt bad as he began to wait in agony, dashing around the hide out as if it were caught ablaze, screeching that his mouth was going to wither away!

You had grabbed the poor man a large glass of milk to sooth his aching tummy.

"Tobi is never going to trust you again..." He spoke, voice hinted with betrayal as you stroked the crown of his head, sweeping back the short black locks of his hair. You snickered slightly at the males words.

"Hey, don't blame me. I warned you and you didn't listen to me. Like a always say- 'curiosity killed the cat'-"

"-But this time satisfaction did NOT bring it back."

•°•Zetsu°•°

"No thank you (Y/n), Not interested in your stupid little experiment."

"Don't be rude- I don't want to do it."

This went on for too long, so you just walked away.

•°•Konan°•°

You absolutely REFUSED to give this angel of a woman the chip. You would NEVER harm this absolute love of a dove.

"So, the others have told me about this 'One chip challenge' that you have been doing. I also heard from Pein-sama that you even offered him up for the challenge. But I was curious as to why you haven't offered me yet?" Her voice was soft, a twinge of sorrow tainted her tone. You imidiately hopped form your place on the couch, approaching the emotionally hurt purple-haired tiger-lilly-eyed woman that you adored.

"No no no! Konan, I would never exclude you from anything fun! It's that the chip is really hot and I don't want you getting sick and stuff! I like you too much!" You then explained the meaning behind why you hadn't offered the lady a chip to which she nodded in understanding.

"Awe, (Y/n), your so generous. And I appreciate you telling me because I am honestly not the type who enjoys spicy things like that. It would hurt my stomach. But thank you for saving me the agony, unlike the others."

You snickered nervously.

"No problem Konan!"

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MEH BOI MERICK

Edit: I just now noticed I wrote down my ALT @....

*cri*

SO THIS DUDE SENT MY LITTLE SISTER A FUCKING CREEPY ASS MESSAGE, IN REPLY WE DEAD ASS SENT THIS DUDE THE WHOLE ASS MOVIE SCRIPT TO THE LEGO NINJAGO MOVIE AND BLOCKED HIM IMIDIATELY!

When or if I graduate. I am going to go on stage and proceed to tie my headband around my head and declare that I am now a Jonin.

But plot twist, the headband I currently own is Itachi's.

Now I really want red eye contacts.

Zetsu: Four months...

Kakuzu: What are they talking about?

Sasori: Just wait...

(Y/n): Zets, honey it's not that big of a deal.

Zetsu: FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

NO BUT LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS AND HOW HE WADDLES

NO BECAUSE WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE!?

I AM HOWELING WTF

Kisame and Itachi do be looking good tho-

SO- I DID A THING!