OKAY I KNOW HE WAS A COWARD BUT DAMN YOU DIDNT NEED TO HIT HIM THAT HARD

:3

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

I know 😔

I blame @thirteene42 for giving me evil inspiration

Woop woop!

The WIP of my newest art project

FIREEEEE (team Tezcatlipoca for the win tho /j)

Quetzalcoatl, aka the coolest Aztec deity there is🔥 this is based off a statue I got from Mexico

It be wandered

“Mom, am I still young?

Can I dream for a few months more?”

My man is a stagnant water

A mud-your-linen, cacklin' bogland

Waded in his iris to my knees

I bathed in his mouth overnight

We drank moonbeams from oily skies

Come dawn, he begged me, "Please, love, never leave"

Tezcatlipoca

Oh yeah there’s also this bit

“Sahagún's passage describing the Toxcatl impersonator reads like the rapt portrayal of a man whose beauty approximated that of the ideal unmarried Aztec woman”

You can technically make Tezcatlipoca wear a maid dress and it would (kinda) work

"Although Sahagún never witnessed the Toxcatl rite, he described it at length in his encyclopedic Florentine Codex, in which he included his Aztec informants’ vivid description of the ideal victim’s physical appearance...I will argue not only that the young Aztec impersonator was chosen for his androgynous appearance but also that, during the events leading up to the moment of his death, his gender—but not his sex—was symbolically feminized to the point where he transcended the male-female binary altogether. The impersonator’s increasingly ambiguous gender, in other words, served as a visual sign of his association with, and ultimate transformation into, the god himself

D-does this mean Tezcatlipoca nonbinary??????

Wow now I’m scared of my upcoming Alaska trip

One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture