So Uh… Haven’t Posted In Forever

I’ve had enough —Quetzalcoatl for some reason

For those (one person) asking for an image

Both by them!

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I just found an Etsy seller with post card of Tecciztecatl on a bike. It’s so niche. I love it.

I did a dissection with a sheep brain and a cow heart

I have lunch immediately afterwards

Lowkey there have been times where I felt so ill and I was forced to sit outside for ten minutes and immediately felt better after stewing. I am a plant. Photosynthesis.

This is the Aztec god Nanahuatzin. He sacrificed himself in a fire so that the world would have a sun and humanity could live. However, there is a problem. More and more humans are spending less time in the sun to spend more time at work and in school. In some places, people spend the whole day without seeing the light of the sun because they are busy working! This makes Nanahuatzin very sad because it means his sacrifice was in vain. Please cheer him up by quitting your job and/or classes to spend more time in his radiant light.

Alright who pissed off the rain gods

SOMEONE ALREADY CRACKED THE WEBSITE AND GOT A MAJORITY OF THE SECRET CODEWORDS! I'm putting them all here in image form because there's a crapton, have fun!

6 images in all, you'll probably have t. Save them and zoom in. Go nuts ya'll!

Quick Poll!

Thanks tumblrbot. That’s my own post.

Me: aw man I can’t afford that Nahuatl dictionary because it’s $150!

My mom: *fucking pirates it*

Me finding something labeled “Amateur Tezcatlipoca Porn Videos” when trying to read about the fall of Tula for something