I Hate It When All These Snippet Writers Post An Amazingly Good Snippet, But There Is Nothing At All

I need recommendations

Worst types of country songs:

Alcoholism rules

God bless the USA

Truck

Diet christian music

Love a small town blue eyed girl

Best types of country songs:

Just a specific ass situation

I hate this damn job

Woman kills those who've wronged her

Alcoholism sucks

And it's also the best, because it hasn't been discovered by the mass and ruined.

There are no shitty, out-of-character fanfictions of it that you can't help but read but will completely erase the true essence of the character from your mind.

And the book can be your little secret, your precious gem that you don't have to share with anyone but very few people whom you're not likely to meet

One of the worst feelings has to be when you finish an amazing book and have no one to talk to about it

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HOW TO SUPER BOOP?!!!

Please help me win the boop war

I'm trying to find a story I might have read on Tumblr that goes like this:

A knight makes a deal with an ragged, eldritch looking "king" that sits on atop a throne somewhere and when he fulfills his end of the deal, to take the "king's" place, he realizes that he was the king all along and now has to make that same deal with his younger self.

Please link it if you know where to find it

Do you also feel like you always make a complete fool of yourself causing everyone who knows you to hate you or are you normal?

Please recommend me a fanfic with this story. I need it more than I need oxygen

you know what would have been funny? i was busy thinking of some Imperial! Anidala AUs and there's one which just crossed my mind.

Imagine Padmé joins Vader on Mustafar, Vader beats Obi, and kills Sidious to take over. Vader tries to deepen his connection to the Dark Side as he and Padmé rule over the galaxy. Vader tries to portray himself as this evil, fearsome autocrat but is way too popular: he doesn't create the Death Star because neither he nor Padmé likes it, he abolishes slavery because duh, literally all of the clones (they don't get replaced) love him, he's still seen as the war hero, he's very handsome, and Padmé's presence + coregency mellows him out a lot. Padmé and his children are also there, and his love for them is wayyyyyy too much that he isn't nearly as evil and dark as he should be

Eventually, Vader comes to Padmé crying about how his connection to the Dark Side is weakening because of how much he loves her and the children and how he can't fuel his inner darkness anymore. He isn't really a Sith anymore and eventually Padmé convinces him to just let it go, renounce his darkness, and let the love flow through him so now he's just emperor anakin, former jedi and failed sith

emperor vader: suffering from success

"This town is heaven sent, but better when I'm face down under you"

- City of Angels, Demi Lovato

Request to all fanfic authors to write a song-based/-inspired fic.

Use your otp, your favorite trope, whatever you feel like; I've been obsessed with this song even since I heard it

I'm the guy hiding behind the bush or whatever it's supposed to be.

Tag yourself

Or when they ask if they're real:

"Of course they're real; I paid for them!"