Not The Bad Vibes 😓

pulled an all-nighter and then promptly passed out, i drew this sometime and have no recollection but i think i get what i was going for

Post 600 strike

Athena: who did this to you?

Poseidon:

Poseidon: Nobody…

Hi tumblr.

Hermes.

Thats it that’s the post

Ghost Jason and Timmy - definition of best friends

I think I made too many people cry in the previous post so something wholesome this time:))

Part 3 | Part 4 Ghost Jason series

Gauche: You can’t be cuter than Marie. If you are I will take a golf club to your shins.

Magna: Are you the fucking witch from Snow White?

Gauche: Nah, just a bitch with a sister complex.

Luck: But your sister is cuter than me. Does that mean I get to hit you with a golf club?

Gauche: The golf club is mine but you could find a brick or something.

Luck: OK, I'll be back.

Y’all seemed to like it last time

More Hermes and Circe for you

*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

me, shaking and nauseous: i don’t feel that good

one of my medieval peasant hallucinations keeping me company: mæg ic forleten cwycgan ænne fulle mete?

me: henry i don’t think i’d be able to keep it down at this point

my other medieval peasant hallucination: henry you know how to speak modern english. stop being pretentious

henry: nē ic wile nāt

Epic AU

Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.