Ghost Jason And Timmy - Definition Of Best Friends

Jimmy: What’s plural for moose?

Aviva: It's—

Martin: Meese

Jimmy:

Aviva:

Chris: It’s meese

hiccup and snotlout brothers energy

i went a bit all out for this one but i love the prompt sm THEY ARE SO SIBLING CODED

shout out to @jacks-ace for the inspiration for this

(sorry y’all im super tired today ill be continuing the asks tomorrow 😭❤️)

Vengeance saga Doodles BC I CANNOT STOP REPLAYING THE LAST PART OF SIX HUNDREDTH STRIKE!

First Poseidon design?

First Poseidon design.

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(Btw, I couldn't use my go-to brush BC I got no time to be reacting to an ad fuck you ibis paint I still draw good with out custom brushes or something I think 💀)

#fuck or die

content warning: #major character death

Juliet: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Romeo: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Mercutio: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Benvolio: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Juliet: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Mercutio: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Romeo: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Tybalt, annoyed: You’re all disappointments

Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“You thought you ate that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

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“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

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“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

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“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE

I thjnk I huave covid

It started as a joke.

I swear.

i thought of an au where bill cipher gets reformed in a similar way to discord mlp, where he still stays mischevious, but isnt purely evil!!

be ready for more from this silly au:]] i call it Reformed Bill!

ITS TIME!!!!

I'm currently making a survival book, its going to inclue everything you need to run, how to cross borders (only if necessary), the safest states right now, the unsafest states, how to protect yourself in a red area, what places to stay at if your running, nearby jobs and other ways to get money, what foods are best to get, how to make certain foods, electronic related advice, the safest messaging apps, what not to say in messages, guide to doctors if you have a uterus or are a women, what plants are safe to eat, various poisons, how to deal with cops, a map of the local area and where cops hang out, how to survive in the woods, clothes you should bring, what to do about your period if your on the run, methods of birth control and what's the best, how to legally change your name and the amount of money it costs, how to a car if your in a non walkable area, first aid tips, how to get and use a burner phone, what type of weapons you might need and how to use them, a guide on how to use most commonplace guns, chargers to use for any devices you might bring.

All of it, I've got multiple notebooks to I'm spreading it across them.

I'm looking for other things to add too it, or if you see one or more subjects in here that you know a lot about/ can help with, feel free to reply or reblog with it, and if you don't want it attached to your profile, my asks are open and free to use. Anything is helpful, anything at all.

I'll be deleting this by January, you have until then to send.

Please, please please please, reblog this. don't just 'like' it