the closest Bruce and Dick ever came to their identities being revealed was when somebody made a side-by-side comparison of an interview that Dick and Bruce did together and one that Nightwing and Batman did together. in each, Dick is asked if he finds Batman hot, and vice versa Nightwing is asked about Brucie Wayne. synced up, it is eerily identical the way Dick/Nightwing gives a shit eating grin before responding ‘oh i would PAY to sleep with that man’ followed by Bruce/Batman giving the exact same flash-look of horror and delivering a lightning fast smack upside Dick/Nightwing’s head. the clip goes viral online and Dick laughs for months
its easy to forget kevin isnt human
Sam : Why did you get arrested??
Gabriel : We don't know!
Dean : Yeah, we did nothing wrong!
Castiel : We got pulled over and and when the officer say "papers." Gabriel yelled "SCISSORS!" and Dean drove off.
Sam :
Taken .2 seconds before Jack realizes Hiccup can see him
Tim, getting ready for patrol: I bet you can’t go through the entire patrol walking on your hands
Dick: probably not… I can try though
Bruce, sighing: Tim, why would you do that? You know Dick can’t back down from a challenge
Tim, shrugging: things were getting boring around here. I had to spice things up somehow
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Throughout patrol
Riddler: Riddle me this- wtf are you doing?
Nightwing: 🤸♀️
hc that danny just sees wanda and cosmo's true forms
people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
pulled an all-nighter and then promptly passed out, i drew this sometime and have no recollection but i think i get what i was going for
Someone else can deal with that.
@schnuffel-danny hehehe
regarding this post: from schnuffle
He finds clouds delightful
acesexual, panromantic, agender, mabey has the tism and adhd Rebloges of watever fandom im into at the time Might post headcanons
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