Shinsou: *laying on the floor*
Mic: What's wrong?
Shinsou: I'm depressed.
Mic: lol me too.
Mic: No wait. Hi depressed, I'm dad.
Mic: Shit, no. What's wrong?
people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet
Snotlout: You know what I think?
Viggo: Yes.
Snotlout: ...?
Viggo: I know what you think.
Snotlout:
Viggo: I know every single one of your phobias and insecurities. I know every horrible deed you've committed. I know all of your secrets. I know what keeps you up at night. I can read your mind and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Snotlout:
Viggo: Stop thinking about naked men, you're distracting me.
good night
I needed to draw this headcannon about my favorite joke from the entire franchise.
Also, I want to see little Shadow and Maria just being little gremlin children.
bonus
Post 600 strike
Athena: who did this to you?
Poseidon:
Poseidon: Nobody…
#fuck or die
content warning: #major character death
Jimmy: What’s plural for moose?
Aviva: It's—
Martin: Meese
Jimmy:
Aviva:
Chris: It’s meese
Barry texting Iris
Barry : Bad news—Cisco locked himself outside of his own house.
Barry : Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Barry : Bad news—Cisco finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies.
Barry : Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it.
Barry : Bad news—it was Snart, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He know.
Martin stimming will never not make me smile
acesexual, panromantic, agender, mabey has the tism and adhd Rebloges of watever fandom im into at the time Might post headcanons
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