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You say that like you don't enjoy doing it.

Holding the power button to force your PC to shut down is like choking someone until they pass out.

Ideal personality and physical traits that joker and Arthur would like in a partner plz!

Thank you for sending in!! I struggled a bit with this prompt tbh, because I think that Arthur/Joker would be the last person to care about your physical appearance. He is the definition of someone who feels that what’s on the inside is what counts If you loved him and treated him well, he would think you were beautiful no matter what you looked like. That being said, there are definitely some personality characteristics I think he would love!

First and foremost, Arthur would value your kindness. If you treated him nicely and tried to understand and sympathize with his life (ex. Not judging him for his job, his condition, etc.), he would find you lovely

I think Arthur would really value being cared for. He is treated with such brutality in his daily life, that being able to come home to someone who wants to pamper him a bit would be endlessly appreciated

He would try not to let you take care of him, claiming that he doesn’t want to burden you and that he’s been able to do everything himself up until now. But things like patching up his injuries, cooking for him, washing his hair gently for him, and cuddling him when he was down would mean the world to him

At the same time, Arthur wants to feel strong and important. If he feels like he can look after you as well and not just the other way around, he would feel proud. He wants to feel like he can protect you, and for him to be someone you could rely on

Because of how much he has been beat down and degraded throughout his life, he would turn into a blushing mess if you praised him. If you tell him you’re proud of him or that you think he’s handsome or strong, it would make him feel so good

This definitely carries into his comedy as well. Nothing would make him happier than you taking interest in his comedy career and supporting him. He would absolutely love for you to come to his shows and laugh at his jokes, telling him that he has talent in the dream he’s pursuing

Finally, I think Arthur would appreciate someone who is physically affectionate. He has been so starved of love and care, that he would try to soak it up and cherish it when he finally starts dating you. He is clingy and overprotective, and if you appreciate that he would feel so encouraged

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Arthur Fleck/Joker flirting headcannons

Anonymous Request: Can you please do flirting hc for joker v Arthur? How do they seduce a crush 🥰

Sorry for being AWOL these last days, college is a pain lol. Enjoy :))

Arthur:

Arthur is very shy in his advances, so the most likely scenario is that you’ll have to make the first move because this poor man is just petrified at the idea of pushing you away or scaring you

He will often come to your house to hang out and watch a movie or listen to some music. Not the most entertaining of things, but any time spent with you is time well spent

His go-to on any occasion is trying to make you laugh

The most flirtatious things he’s done always happens when he’s showing you magic tricks. Whether it’s pulling out a bouquet of flowers or purposely handing you cards with hearts, this is the most hints you’ll get out of him

When you talk, his whole body literally turns and angles itself towards you, completely hooked on your every word

If you’ve had a bad day or are just feeling down and need someone to listen your problems, he’s right there for you. Will listen to you vent for hours, genuinely concerned about you and offering help in any way he can

He’s your shoulder to cry on anytime you need, because to him, showing concern and care is his way of subtly reminding you he thinks of you and your happiness

Will invite you to his act at Pogo’s, his eyes filled with innocent hope that you’ll say yes

Arthur will also write you letters. Trying to be as mysterious as possible, he signed them as “secret admirer”, but his writing was so distinctively his that you caught on immediately

When you confronted him about it he started blushing profusely, stuttering out an apology.

You just smiled and pressed a quick kiss to his lips, silencing any paranoid thoughts that plagued his mind right then and there.

Joker:

A sneaky, cocky little shit. Much, much more brash in his advances

Makes you flustered on purpose

Compliments you on your appearance exactly twice a day. Why so specific you ask? It’s not too much to make it seem obvious that he’s paying so much attention to the details, but just enough to leave you crazy, wondering if you’re just overthinking his affections or if there’s actually something going on between you two

Joker tries to impress you constantly, whether it’s luring you in with is dance moves or something more extreme like showing you his gun

Always places his hands on you to remind you of his presence. It’s always very innocent- a hand on your shoulder, holding your hand when he wants to drag you somewhere, tapping you to get your attention. If it was anyone else it wouldn’t seem like anything… but you can feel the heat and desire that comes from his touch right through your clothes

When the both of you are together, he’ll tease you non-stop. It’s never malicious, but just playful and lightly mocking enough to make you blush and pout

Only has eyes for you. You could be walking down the street together and run into a group of Joker fan girls cheering for him, and his eyes would never leave you

If you lean in to hug him when you two meet up somewhere, he’ll take your hand and kiss the back of it, eyes devilishly studying yours

One time he took it up a notch and kissed both your cheeks in greeting. When you turn red and demand an explanation, he just scoffs and goes “It’s European”

Not to fret though, Joker isn’t one for wasting time. He’ll make the first move before you even think about doing it yourself, and then he’s never letting you go

Beyond breathtaking

@KRK_1010

Nicely done!

Joker 2019

The best movie of 2019

Nice! The texture is really a nice touch

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It sucks. Only last year or so I've learned about this and how it's common among people with autism. I tend to feel bad and unproductive for struggling to start something.

executive dysfunction be like *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels ba

How about an official poll to change every "knock knock" joke into a "honk honk" joke

That would've been the best cameo 😭😭💔

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Wrong room…

True Dumbass minus Fortnite & Edgy Bastard... and Depressed Thot.

All in all, a True Edgy Depressed Thot though, in a way, I can relate to all the Dumbass ones

Tag yourself I’m Edgy Bastard