Nicely Done!

Could you pls not call me out like that

Ever since I saw Joaquin Phoenix as Joker:

So Joker is basically as clueless as Arthur, just more confident

Got any flirting hc for Arthur and joker?

Arthur:

- So, so shy.

- When he finally musters the courage to speak to you, he tries to flirt. (See: tries).

- But it comes off as a morbid, joke

- He could see how off put his flirtation made you so he excused himself and left in a hurry

- Arthur does research on flirting. He reads magazines, watches shows. He even writes them down in a new journal.

- He just wants to make sure he gets it right this time.

- Arthur tries so hard to get his flirting right so you won’t be uncomfortable this time

- He approaches you and flirts with you with all the confidence he has in his body

- Which comes off as awkward

- “Did it hurt? When you fell from...*Checks journal* Heaven?”

- You actually giggled this time. Which is what Arthur wanted.

Joker:

🃏 A cocky, sob, bastard.

🃏 Tells the dirtiest, flirtations to you. Something that Arthur could never do in his lifetime.

🃏 Flirtations he read from a Playboy Magazine and Penthouse Forum

🃏 You like his confidence but Joker was so full of himself most of the time it hurts.

🃏 Would still try flirting with you nonstop. Wherever he saw you, he will flirt with you. Even if it’s the fifth time that day.

🃏 But you listened because it would be rude not to. Even if there were a bunch of strangers watching you weirdly.

🃏 You sometimes giggle because again, he’s so full of himself and his overconfidence is funny to you.

I LIVE FOR X CHUBBY/PLUS-SIZE

These just made me feel better on a really rough day, thank you 💕❤

Anonymous said: Hey! First of all, I absolutely adore your writing! I was wondering if you could write something about Arthur/Joker with a chubby, insecure s/o? Not feeling to good about my body from time to time and I think this would be really comforting for me… Thank you so much

Hello there! Thank you so much! I’m happy you enjoy my writing :) I’m so sorry that you’re not feeling good about yourself lately. I know that feeling all too well. Also, I’ve gotten a few requests like this one, so please anyone else who sent a similar ask, this one is for you guys!

Arthur:

Arthur was never one to care for physical looks. He was much more about compassion and personality than anything else. That doesn’t mean Arthur isn’t drawn to beautiful people. You were one of those people. 

Arthur had immediately been drawn to your kind eyes and pretty face. Even your body seemed to welcome him in. 

When you showed a clear interest in him, Arthur jumped at the chance to have you as his own. He adored every aspect of you. Your personality, your body, your kindness, everything.

When Arthur noticed your reluctance to wear certain things or you would tense when he held you too tightly, he realized you weren’t confident in your body. 

Arthur would ask you about it, not wanting to assume anything, and when you sadly agreed, it broke Arthur’s heart. From that moment on, Arthur made sure to shower you in his little truths. 

He would tell you how perfect you were, how much he loved your stomach and thighs. Arthur would slowly build your confidence until you would dance around to show him a new outfit.

Don’t even get him started on body worship. Arthur always made it very clear to you just how sexy he thought you were. Despite how nervous you were at first, this became something you looked forward to.

Arthur never once made fun of your weight or let other people say anything about you. Arthur would put his life on the line just to protect you.

Joker:

Joker had always been keen on beautiful people with meat on their bones. Something about their lushes body made him feel at home. Made him feel less insecure in his own body. 

When he spotted you on your way home from work, Joker swooped in and romanced you. Every day he would meet up with you on your walk back and woo you until you couldn’t resist his come-ons. 

From the beginning, Joker would tell you how much he adored your body. From whispered complements to full-on dirty talk. It didn’t matter to him, Joker NEEDED you to know how much he craved you. 

Joker would buy (steal?) the clothes he wanted to see you in, and you began to enjoy the fashion shows. Even when the clothes clung to your insecure spots, Joker would lavish you in complements that you no longer cared.

You loved the way he paraded you around like you were the most gorgeous person in all of Gotham. Joker treated you like royalty. Always making sure you were well taken care of and respected. 

No one dared make fun of you when you had Joker on your arm. The looked you used to get slowly disappeared as Joker intimidated everyone around you. 

You knew Joker would kill anyone who hurt your tender confidence, and something about that only made you feel bolder. 

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Bro if he looked at me like THAT

Instant internal death 😭💗

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My right brain is too dominant for this

Left brain: Joker is a very interesting character. Arthur Fleck is a man who suffers from severe depression, and hallucinations. Still, he tries to make the world laugh. But the world keeps torturing him, and he’s finally pushed over the edge. The movie shows how a hopeful Arthur Fleck turns into a madman, the Joker. Joaquin Phoenix is an amazing actor, and I’m sure he’ll do an amazing job at portraying the psychotic man.

Right brain: I WANT THE JOKER TO ABSOLUTELY RUIN ME. WHAT A CLOWN DADDY HONESTLY

How can you not tho

Why does everyone want to fuck Arthur Fleck/Joker

You say that like you don't enjoy doing it.

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