Get You A Boyfriend/girlfriend Who Doesn't Look At You The Way Winnie The Pooh Looks At An Oppressive

When you don't learn for a test but barely pass with 0.5 points difference

Same. My sense of humor may be broken but at least I'm having my fun

I literally find everything funny, so it’s all good.

You can't tell me these aren't canon

NSFW Arthur Fleck/Joker Headcannons 🥰🤡🥵

he only has one testicle, he shot the other one off by accident. (i hear they’re taking auditions for the role of Joker’s remaining testicle in the sequel.)

he definitely has a cumsock, with all those nasty cut outs from porn magazines you can’t tell me otherwise.

speaking of the porn magazines, the reason why his family is so poor is because he spends all the money on his porn magazine subscription.

he would literally last -16 seconds when he fucks because he’s never had anyone diddle him before. he’s a fast nutter.

@arthurfleckcentral ily

Not gonna lie - that's a pretty good motivator!

Looking for motivation while I go to work like :

(Not even kidding)

Arthur Fleck / Joker : *Exist*

Us :

"He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan."

Now that's something to say at a job interview!

"No! It's Two-Face and One-Face."

He's not wrong though.

"Alfred, give birth to Robin."

The loyalty of this man knows no bounds.

"It contains a coupon for new parents, but it is expired. This is a Joker joke."

Ultimate power move right there.

AMAZING. Loving these! 💕

If u save, like or reblog please ❤❤

Okay, now it's getting personal

"joker", 2019: look how this guy is always in his little imaginary world where people love and accept him. isn't that sad?

me:

me, crying: how about you mind your own damn business

a lil crispy preview of my piece for Cremation: A Dabi Zine! -> @bnhadabi-zine