Theawkwardarchaeopteryx - Absolutelynoreptilian

This is too gorgeous to not be shared!

We’re not even halfway done but this is already the best MHA arc so far

"He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan."

Now that's something to say at a job interview!

"No! It's Two-Face and One-Face."

He's not wrong though.

"Alfred, give birth to Robin."

The loyalty of this man knows no bounds.

"It contains a coupon for new parents, but it is expired. This is a Joker joke."

Ultimate power move right there.

👀👀❤

Oooo Arthur/joker alphabet please!

a/n: ask and you shall receive :)

warnings: smut, obviously, and adult themes/content. Also it’s a lot of work to do both so I’ll be doing joker :) and let’s hope my irl friends who follow me on here don’t see this akznanzba

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I CAME HERE FOR A GOOD TIME WHY

How softly he says "Why would I keep his sign?..." 😭😭💔

“Why would i keep his sign?...”

Requested by @arthurfleckbaby

When you don't learn for a test but barely pass with 0.5 points difference

Hell will be full of cuties

Nice!

reblog if you are cute and going to hell

Omg you are so pretty!

my youth is wasted

Making out with the Joker would include :

(Woooo more nasty prompts! WOoo the Joker 😏 Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original)

-Him usually starting it as he simply couldn’t let go of your lips the moment you’d try to back away from his kiss

-Him showing his possessiveness by gripping your cheeks and reaching to your hair as he sloppily delves his tongue into your mouth

-Him laughing and smirking maniacally to hear your little moans and whimpers, only to tell you to breath in and out in between kisses

-Him pulling you tightly to him and if he can pulling you to sit completely on his lap as his hand travels down to feel your body

-Him nipping and bitting at your lips simply because he wants to hear you moan and beg for more

-Him occasionally making you feel his scars, only to laugh and start kissing you again, seeing how needy you are

-Him gripping your hair to pull you back just to ask you who do you belong to, only to be satisfied once you say what he wants to hear

-Him getting rough and tearing your shirt to attack your neck and chest, only to hand you his jacket to cover yourself whenever you are both done

-Him gripping your waist to control the way you would grind up against him

-Him always leaving hickeys and bite marks to make everyone realize that you’re his